Magical Girl Olympics

[digipinky75910]

Just came from a con hosting the above as a panel:

"The 2020 Olympics committee has asked you to organize the events, and have given you nothing but anime dvds to extrapolate what they want"

For examples, the four events this panel created for this are:

1) Running late to school while eating a piece of toast
2) Confessing your true feelings to your crush
3) (Boyfriend) Tug of war
4) Anime Transformation

I'm curious as to what events you can come up with.

 

[Dreiko_v1legacy]

5)How far can you shoot blood out of your nose while looking at panties
6)Shouting competition
7)Find the real girl among the traps
8)Match the age with the cup size: fbi edition
9)Bad English lyrics competition
10)Identify the protagonist from just their hairstyle competition
11)Which is the most moe honorific competition

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

12) Transformation Marathon; who can keep their swirly costume change going on for the longest

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

13) The Power Up

An endurance event in which contestants try to power up as long as they can. In case of ties, the winner will be determined by points, with points being awarded for number of bulging veins, collateral damage to the surroundings, and amount of teammates standing around in slackjawed awe while one of them comments on what is happening.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

14) Harem Assembly

Contestants will be judged on their ability to gather a group of the opposite sex who are all romantically and/or sexually attracted to said contestant. Points will be awarded on the plainness of the contestant and the demographic diversity of the harem (age, background and bust size).

 

[CaitSeith]

- Cutest magical talking pet competition
- Most annoying magical talking pet competition

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

15) Military Career Proficiency

As anime students, all contestants have already had a multi-year long military career. All contestants will be on an island ala Hunger Games, but the audience can send in high tech military weaponry.

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

[insert most magical number] - compete to see who burns quickest alive at the stake for their heinous crimes of witchcraft

Spoiler: aheh...ahah...ahehehehahahehahwhahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOOODOOLEESHIIIDAA!

spoiler tags no likey youtube? I haven't felt betrayal like this since my kids started thinking for themselves

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

16) Highest-pitched voice
17) Largest eyes
18) Best vocabulary usage in your vow to punish evil

 

[CaitSeith]

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This reminded me one of the twists in Madoka Magica

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

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This reminded me one of the twists in Madoka Magica

they're plagiarising internet posts from the future now?? dear lordi, have they no shame? strong magic needed for that though

 

[CaitSeith]

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This reminded me one of the twists in Madoka Magica

they're plagiarising internet posts from the future now?? dear lordi, have they no shame? strong magic needed for that though

Like time travel? Got you covered too!

 

[digipinky75910]

Excellent ideas all! But I suppose ideally these should hopefully be events that one could reasonably replicate in a real life con panel. This was perhaps not previously spelled out

 

[CaitSeith]

Excellent ideas all! But I suppose ideally these should hopefully be events that one could reasonably replicate in a real life con panel. This was perhaps not previously spelled out

...how do you reasonably replicate an Anime Transformation in real life?

 

[Baffle]

I was about to say 'Biggest tits on a 12-year-old', but then I saw it was something that needed to be replicated in real life, which would obviously be deeply creepy and weird, which it totally isn't in cartoons.

 

[Dreiko_v1legacy]

Excellent ideas all! But I suppose ideally these should hopefully be events that one could reasonably replicate in a real life con panel. This was perhaps not previously spelled out

...how do you reasonably replicate an Anime Transformation in real life?

You use two cosplayers and a lot of precise timing. Also you can do something like this too:

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[Johnny Novgorod]

* Youngest condecorated general in military history.
* Has a pet robot.

 

[digipinky75910]

Excellent ideas all! But I suppose ideally these should hopefully be events that one could reasonably replicate in a real life con panel. This was perhaps not previously spelled out

...how do you reasonably replicate an Anime Transformation in real life?

^_^;;; We used improv'd choreography and our imagination.
I pegged it as an aesthetic competition ala figure skating.

You use two cosplayers and a lot of precise timing. Also you can do something like this too:

Oh this is quite lovely! Thanks for sharing!

Also, for the "confession", I felt inspired to go up and karaoke "Stand Out!" from "Goofy Movie."

Escapist Judges?

 

[Marik2]

 

[SckizoBoy]

Longest pre-fight smack-talk while in a theatrical pose. First to throw a punch/fall asleep loses.

EDIT - Oh wait... this is magical girl. Eh... well, suggestion stands.