Majora's Mask - What Masks Would You Have IRL?

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Yassen

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This was inspired by the thread discussing people who enjoyed MM more than other Zelda games (myself being one of them). When I was young I kept thinking to myself how amazing it would be to have those masks in real life, but which ones? So let's have some fun and pick out our favourite masks.

Here are the rules. First) You can only keep one transformation mask (excluding Giant and Fierce Deity) so do you want to be able to transform into a Deku, a Goron, or a Zora?

Second) You can keep two of the other masks, for covenience sake I'll only include masks that have some sort of practical purpose in the real world, I'll include a list in the spoiler tag for reminders.
All-Night Mask: In essence this mask prevents you from falling asleep for as long as you wear it.
Bomb Mask: This mask is a reuseable explosive on your face. Just to make this more useable for reality, we'll say the blast doesn't hurt you.
Bremen Mask: This mask allows you to march and perform a catchy tune, as you do so, animals will follow you and if they happen to be young they will rapidly age to adulthood.
Bunny Hood: Boring but practical, allows you to run extremely fast, jump furthur and higher. However you're wearing bunny ears on your head.
Captain's Hat: For real life we'll say this hat when used makes dead bodies rise up and start dancing.
Circus Leader's Mask: You make people cry uncontrollably.
Don Gero's Mask: You can speak to frogs and make them sing as a band.
Kamaro's Mask: You can flawlessly perform a seductive dance, implications up to you.
Keaton Mask: Will make giant yellow foxes jump out of the ground and challenge you with a quiz, if you win you get money. Reuseable.
Mask of Scents: Greatly enhances your sense of smell to super human levels.
Mask of Truth: Allows you to hear the thoughts of all animals, but you can't speak to them.
Postman's Hat: Err... you can rummage through people's mail with impunity.
Romani Mask: Let's just say it allows you to enter any establishment, entertainment or otherwise, and no one will comment on the fact you're wearing a cow on your head.
Stone Mask: Makes you invisible. Oh yes.
My own personal choices would be Zora for the transformation mask, as being able to swim in the sea like a dolphin would be goddamn magical. And I can shoot boomerangs out of my arms!

Secondary would be Mask of Truth (partly because I own a cat and a dog and I'm really really curious) and the All-Night Mask (because I'm a university student, that should clue you in as to why). So escapist, what are your choices and why?
 

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Although other masks have better uses,
I've always liked the look of the keaton mask the most.
It used to remind me of Pikachu.

 

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Yassen said:
Secondary would be Mask of Truth (partly because I own a cat and a dog and I'm really really curious) and the All-Night Mask (because I'm a university student, that should clue you in as to why). So escapist, what are your choices and why?
I'm pretty sure all the All Night mask does is fool the woman into thinking your awake, not that it actually keeps you awake. That's why there are two huge open eyes on it.

OT: The Goron Mask, because boxing like that would be badass.

And secondary I'd have the Bunny hood, because parkour/bunny ears, and The stone mask because...yeah. Personal reason.
 

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The bremen mask. I wan't all the chicks after me.

..Okay, really. The bunny hood is the only mask I want. It's hard to beat moving twice as fast.
 

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Eclpsedragon said:
Although other masks have better uses,
I've always liked the look of the keaton mask the most.
It used to remind me of Pikachu.

The disturbing implications of why a Keaton wants to know when she goes to bed. Or worse, if Link actually knew that.

DJ_DEnM said:
I'm pretty sure all the All Night mask does is fool the woman into thinking your awake, not that it actually keeps you awake. That's why there are two huge open eyes on it.
No I checked the wikipedia page, it does keep you awake. The Old Woman asks you a question about her story to test if you were really listening.
 

Atmos Duality

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Zora Mask - I love swimming, and that mofo can outswim fucking Aquaman
Stone Mask - You become so boring and uninteresting, you become almost entirely invisible

Fierce Dei-...no. That's too obvious.
 

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Atmos Duality said:
Fierce Dei-...no. That's too obvious.
You know what? I'll be that guy. If the stone mask is out of the question then this. UNLIMITED POWER!
 

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For my transformation, gotta go Zora. I personally love Deku's, but I live on Lake Erie so being able to swim would come in handy.

As for the other two, I'm going to have to say Stone Mask (because move things and make people think they are insane and other fun mischief). Do you still get tired with the All Night Mask even if you don't sleep? If not, then that(because videogames and internet all night). Otherwise Romani Mask(because can go into area 51 and other such things).
 

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I'll go for the Goron mask because you become a fucking ball and go at 100m per fucking hour while SPINNING, apparently nothing you do harms you so I can just go everywhere super fast. Kamaro Mask for super sexy dancing PLUS Captain's Hat. Everyone will be too mesmerized by my dancing to let the fact that the undead are dancing around bother them, also making dead bodies dance seems like it'd be really really interesting.

The thing about All Night mask is that I'd not sleep until my body died by accident, so I'll avoid that.
 

Ryuu Akamatsu

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Zora mask for the ability to breathe underwater, being able to swim at crazy speeds and I'd have weapons on me at all times with essentially unlimited ammo.

Bunny Hood mask because RUNNIN AROUND AT THE SPEEEED OF SOOOUND GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOOOOW CAN'T STICK AROUND GOTTA KEEP MOVIN ON GUESS WHATS AHEAD ONLY ONE WAY TO FIIIND OOOUT

EDIT: We can have one more? Ok then uh.....All Night Mask. Never needing sleep again? Fuck yeah.
 

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I'll take the zora mask for giggles. The stone mask to become a better master thief than Garrett could ever dream to be, and the bunny hood for the few times i need to make an epic getaway .

Guard your valuables people, I'm a coming.
 

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The Zora Mask, the Bremen Mask, and the Mask of Truth.

I've always liked Zora Link more than the others. The Bremen Mask song is amazingly catchy and it would be awesome to walk through town with a marching band of animals following me. And I'd be interested in knowing what animals are thinking.
 

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Ryuu Akamatsu said:
Bunny Hood mask because RUNNIN AROUND AT THE SPEEEED OF SOOOUND GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOOOOW CAN'T STICK AROUND GOTTA KEEP MOVIN ON GUESS WHATS AHEAD ONLY ONE WAY TO FIIIND OOOUT
Awww you ninja'd me! That's why I want the Bunny Hood mask. Love that song!

I'd quite like th Garo Mask or the Zora one. Maybe the Goron one too, just to roll around all day and eat rocks.
 

Innegativeion

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Zora's mask would be my personal choice. With the deku I could be gosh darn adorable, but I'm already appealing in a less chibi sort of way (I tell myself), and it doesn't have much further practical purpose, besides very limited flight. Goron rolling would be really fun, but you'd need an open course to really let loose, and otherwise a car would just be more practical for travel.

Super swimming, an energy shield, and boomerangs on the other hand, very useful.


As for the others;

Definitely stone mask. Huge previously closed off areas of the world are now open to me free of charge.

Next is a toss up between all night, bunny hood, and truth.

So sleeplessness, quick feet, or mind reading.

I guess this depends on what the all night actually does. Does it make it simply impossible to sleep? Or does it prevent you from getting tired? I'd want it if it was the latter.

Otherwise I'll take mask of truth.

edit: Fuck the all night mask, turns out it's a torture device.
 

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Am I allowed to use Giant's mask in places besides the Twinmold boss room?

I think I would choose the Bunny Hood and the Captain's hat, gotta love those Redead dancers!