Make a modern cliched game...

[RatRace123]

You are a zombie space marine on the planet of earth. You're also an American zombie space marine, and your enemies are alien zombie russian nazis. They killed your wife and your son and your entire unit.

You're also a rookie in your current squad, but your also a veteran of 5267537486970432252 wars, and your the most badass, grizzled, short haired, large chinned man ever!

The game is an FPS, you have your choice between 3 different types of guns that are disguised as 400 different types of guns. The environments are, a river, a snow area, an alien factory and a terrorist base. And the only colors are brown and bloom effects.

The main character is voiced by Nolan North. The campaign is only 1 hour long, but it has 5 different difficulties. And an extensive multiplayer, and you can only communicate in swears and mislead accusations about your opponents mothers.

 

[manythings]

red barrels, bullet time, bad guys who are bad for the sake of not being good guys so you can kill them, box art of some woman that has nothing to do with and doesn't even appear in the game, and a government conspiracy

edit: oh yeah, and nazis and russians. hell, it'll be nazi russians.

Commu-nazism. The deadliest ethos of all...

 

[Giest4life]

red barrels, bullet time, bad guys who are bad for the sake of not being good guys so you can kill them, box art of some woman that has nothing to do with and doesn't even appear in the game, and a government conspiracy

edit: oh yeah, and nazis and russians. hell, it'll be nazi russians.

Commu-nazism. The deadliest ethos of all...

Forgot Zombies, did you?

 

[Tsunimo]

You are an emotionless steroid enhanced muscle.
You have a large gun.
There are Nazis.
They have wronged you.
You can heal yourself indefinatly.
You get to the final baddie.
The bad guys are actually good.
You get revenge on the people you thought were your friends.
You win.

 

[manythings]

red barrels, bullet time, bad guys who are bad for the sake of not being good guys so you can kill them, box art of some woman that has nothing to do with and doesn't even appear in the game, and a government conspiracy

edit: oh yeah, and nazis and russians. hell, it'll be nazi russians.

Commu-nazism. The deadliest ethos of all...

Forgot Zombies, did you?

You don't see too many communists or nazis running around? They're already dead... Also they are led by Stalenhitlerommel.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Practically every game released for the past few years.

 

[neilsaccount]

I was wondering if it's possible to sum up a modern cliched game in a post.

All you have to do is be as unoriginal as possible,use every trick in the book you can think of for example,A modern fps :

The lead character is a monobrowed mute/grunting caveman in a post apocalyptic/jungle/futuristic environment fighting against robots/corporations/aliens/russian/germans/all 5 at once.

His name is Jack/cole/something vaguely pornographic/strongbone manjaw.

He looks like a testicle/block of cheese/chiselled model/sulky emo.

He's looking for a vague artifact/his wife/his wife is the vague artifact.

The box artwork is : a man pulling a sulky face/a man pulling a sulky face/a man sulking with a big gun/a big gun sulking.


Now you go :]

hey wait a minute, why does this game have no MULTIPLAYER?! Well we'll just have to change that with some tacked on multiplayer gametypes to make the idiots happy and to turn both the campaign and the multiplayer modes mediocre, YIPPEEE. (This doesnt go for all games, just the majority of games lately that developers feel the need to ruin with tacking on either a bad story or bad multiplayer.)

 

[Brazilianpeanutwar]

Hahaha,i totally forgot

Also we need a sex scenes,every award winning game has tits and arse right,but not dude ass nuh-uh,we needs tits,tits sell games! It's science!

Also: poon.
The end.

 

[Wolfram23]

It's the future, and humanity is part of an alliance of aliens. Through a fault in an enemy's organisation, you, the hero, discover there's a plan to wipe out the human race. Because humans are all loose cannons, the other races won't believe you, so it's up to you to go undercover and investigate by navigating dialogue trees with aliens (most of which speak with an American accent) and shoot anyone who appears red on your aiming reticle.

Hah! Mass Effect... good one. Not a big fan of that game.
The DA:O one was funny as well

OK ok, my turn...

It's a normal day, you (faceless male) work away at your job (some super high tech/futuristic research lab). Suddenly, OH NOES! there's explosions and people dying! You spot some "odd" looking creatures killing scientists. Luckily, you are near a weapons development storage locker and get to grab some crazy guns. Now you fight your way out against aliens! Further plot development: The aliens were invited to kill people by some evil corporte figure who is also willing to sacrifice his amazingly hot daughter, who you happen to know, to the aliens (so he can take over the world, and the aliens want her for experiments/sacrifice/religious zeal). You, therefore, must save her. Fighting takes place in the labs, in a large buiding, in a space ship, and on some alien jungle planet. Ends with something like Duke Nukem 3D, but with the visuals too (the R&R skit) because obviously the girl falls in "love" with her saviour.
Also, some of the people killed by aliens turn into zombies.

 

[WanderingFool]

A fighting game with an all female cast, each girl has gravity defying breasts big enough to put watermelons to shame. Also they are all wearing clothes that show so much skin that you wonder why they even bother wearing clothes at all. They fight each other in a convoluted competition with no real reason other than to see who fights the evil magical uber-sheap boss character who can defeat you with one attack... which actually envolves groping...



...oh, and 75% of the several million put into the game is for the graphics and jiggly physics.


*Edit*

Oh, another game idea. You play a large, muscular dude with blonde hair and a red tank top which shoots out cheesy one-liners like machine gun bullets, who uses a varity of weapons, including a pump-action shotgun with fore grip, a glod plated Glock/Desert Eagle, and a shrink ray. You fight against a race of aliens that are taking all the women on Earth (I should say all the large breasted, beautiful women on Earth), for no real reason other than to do so. A bunch of the aliens look like pigs and wear cop uniforms, and you go through levels and at the end of eah level, you hit a nuclear symbol to end the level.

Man, someone should really make a game like this, am I right?

 

[Tharwen]

You get betrayed by the person who had been giving you your orders, who demonstrates how evil he was all along by killing one of your squadmates.

Also, your father wasn't, as you had always believed, an innocuous bootmaker, but the single most elite CIA/FBI/SAS agent evar and he was killed by the aforementioned traitor a decade ago.