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icame

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A gun that when fired has a flag that says bang come out, but still kills whatever it was pointed at.
 

Byere

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Daystar Clarion said:
A lightsaber, we should have fucking built one by now!
Well, they're able to create plasma, and have ways to contain it... but I think we're yet to build forcefields and manage to compact it down enough to make it handheld. Otherwise, yea... they need to make that.

sms_117b said:
Inter-stellar travel and a Stargate, we could link all the habitable planets ourselves!
I believe they're working on getting to Mars before we try to inhabit or even travel outside our solar system...

Personally, they need to perfect genetics first. Not only to aid in medicine, but gene-splicing. Whether they become illegal or not, the ability to enhance one's personal traits with a simple injection or operation would be very worthwhile (albeit an afront to nature).
 

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Pokemon. There I said it. Nothing would be better than to be able to have pokemon all over the world. That way when I have children I can kick them out of the house by age 10 with diluted dreams about becoming a pokemon master and I would be able to live my life =P

But seriously, I would like science to cure the common cold...
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/a-cure-for-the-common-cold-may-finally-be-achieved-as-a-result-of-a-remarkable-discovery-in-a-cambridge-laboratory-2122607.html
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well in that case I would also like Powdered Water.
 

Byere

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Oh, and before I forget... invent a machine that can break down any matter into the base elements which can then collect and seperate them based on what element they are. If we're going to recycle, let's get serious!
 

Shoggoth2588

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SCIENCE! I command thee, make it so that monkeys great and small can speak with us humans! I want a monkey pal you see...please?

If not then hurry up with those Lunar and, Martian colonies already.
 

darkstarangel

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How women who are genetically engineered to look like hot supermodels AND with brains that are wired to understand & get sexually turned on by video gamers.

No more 'Stop playing games & get a job.'

Plenty of 'Keep playing & ill give you a "job." (oh, babe you need the sniper rifle for that mission. Thats my Man.)'
 

ComicsAreWeird

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A machine that could make you learn while you sleep. Just like in that episode in Dexter´s Laboratory!

"Ommelette du frommage"!!!
 

SentryGun

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plazma rifle

one of the good ones, not like the ones in 40k that have a chance of spewing boiling plazma coolant in ur face
 

Kenko

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Anti-Theist Virus. Make it now. Spare humanity the troubles of their ignorance.

Either that or teleporters so that humans can travel freely, cheapy, efficiently and without a heavy cost on nature. Could also be used to send help and supplies properly to those in need. No more use for the corrupt Red Cross or any other corrupt "charity" organisations. And so on so forth. Teleportation would change humanity for the better.
 

Sneeze

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Some kind of sweet chocolaty baked good that regenerates itself.

That way I can finally have my cake and eat it.
 

Mista Miggins

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A game console that you can plug yourself into and play telepathically.

Plus, a wireless hoover. It's such a damn hassle plugging and unplugging after every room.
 

chiggerwood

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Make a cerebral implant so before you say something you can find out how you're gonna sound (and look) to the other person.
 

ninjajoeman

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not do stupid expensive tests on things like "why is cheese blue?" or "Do dogs bark because they want to?"