Make achivement for old Game

[Redem]

Inspired by the recent Extra credits, how bout we make achievement for games that predate them?


Deus Ex
Sexual harrassement lawsuit: Went in the women bathroom - 5 G
Blue screen of death: Used the trigger sentence of both Anna and Ghunter -25 G
Sunglass at night-didn't use night vision once - 15 G
UN peacekeeper- Didn't fire a single shot - 50 G

 

[BVBFanatic]

Battletoads:
Let the Music Play: Listen to the pause menu "music" for 5 straight minutes - 5G.

 

[Bomberman4000]

Battletoads - More than 3 Levels: Get past level 3. 10G

Super Mario RPG Legend of the Seven Stars - Community: Slap all your friends who haven't played this game. 10G per Slap

Blue Dragon - Thank God I'm Deaf: Sit through every cutscene in the game. 100G (I know this game is on the 360 and has achievements, but I had to include it anyway)

Tetris - Overthrow the Matriarch: Beat Your Mom's High Score 1,000,000,000G

 

[end_boss]

Any of the Ultima games:
The King Is Dead - Killed Lord British - 50G


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Arcade and Turtles In Time:
Gluttony and Greed - Ate a pizza at full health while teammate had less than half health left. - 10G


Lemmings:
Dr. Kevorkian - Lead at least one lemming into an easily avoidable and horrifically lethal trap. - 10G


Urban Champion:
You Actually Played Urban Champion? - Turn power on with the game cartridge in the machine. - 10G

 

[Redem]

The sims

Multigenration- All the original inhabitant of a house are dead, but their children are still there -25 G

 

[TheNewDemoman]

COD Black Ops:

Gettin Grizzy with it: Kill 10 people while only looking through the scope for 3 seconds or less.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past

It's dangerous to go alone- Kill 50 enemies without using the master sword at all- 50G

 

[Legion]

'A p-p-p-pathetic creature of meat and bone' - Die more than once in the same level - 10G

Guess which game?

 

[Redem]

'A p-p-p-pathetic creature of meat and bone' - Die more than once in the same level - 10G

Guess which game?

Ms. Pac-man oblivously

 

[BVBFanatic]

Castlevania:
With Impunity: Take no damage during the final boss fight - 100G

X-COM: UFO Defense:
Let's Do This: Win a mission with a team where no agent has more than 20 bravery, and no more than 8 agents total - 100G

Bruce Lee Challenge: Win a mission with only Stun Rods - 100G

Steel Over Flesh: Win a mission where only the tank leaves the Skyranger - 50G

Pope Bonesaw VIII: Have an agent survive over 20 missions using only HE Cannon rounds - 50G

Ed Revenue: Have an agent survive over 20 missions and have over 20 Alien kills - 50G

For the Fallen: Have an agent get a kill while carrying the corpse of a fellow X-COM operative. Agent must survive, and be carrying the corpse when the mission ends - 75G

Pop Pop Pop (Watchin' Motha****as Drop): Complete 10 missions using only Auto-Fire. - 25G

For Science: Capture one of each type of Alien - 50G

Tribune of the Plebs: Complete a Terror Mission with no Civilian casualties - 500G

We Don't Talk About The Danes: Never respond to alien threats in Denmark. Ever. - 20G

 

[Slenn]

Myst:
Burn the Books!: Gather all of the pages and return them to Sirrus and Achenar before freeing Atrus. 20 G

Riven:
End of the World: Successfully rescue Catherine, trap Gehn, and then subsequently open the Fissure. 30 G
Bunny Rabbit: Successfully trigger and find all of the easter eggs within the game. 30 G

 

[pendragon177]

Contra
Looking Back, How Much Did You Lose? - Beat the game, without the Konami Code. ~ 1000 G

Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow
You're Just Getting Warmed Up - Complete your Pokedex by catching all 151 Pokemon. ~ 150 G
Kill it With Fire! - Encounter Missingno. ~ 0G Secret Achievement since you can't in Yellow.

Super Mario 64
Oh, That's Not How Your Supposed to do That? - Beat the game with only 16 Stars total. ~ 120 G
Mom Can I Put it on the Fridge? - Contort Mario's face into something unrecognizable on the title screen. ~ 10 G

Banjo-Kazooie
Oh wait........

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
That Doesn't Belong There - Replace the Master Sword with a Bottle as the B Button. 50 G
You Are Fuxored - Turn all of your inventory items into Bottles and save the game. 101 G

 

[Emilin_Rose]

Nights into Dream/Christmas Nights: Lucid Dreaming - Beat the game with an A rank

What The Hell Are You Doing You Stupid C*** - Beat Superman 64

Mischief Makers: Unsung Hero - Obtain all gold gems and view secret ending

Sonic Adventure 2: Battle: Matriarch - Raise 8 seperate chao in the gardens and have them reincarnate
I'll Protect You Now - Do it with Shadow

Pokemon Stadium/2: Defeating God - Defeat Mewtwo
White Horseman - Clear 2nd round Gym Leader Castle with only Mewtwo in battle
You're a Twat - Corrupt your gameboy game while playing it in Gameboy Tower

Pokemon Red and Blue: Unluckiest Bastard - When you step into the grass to first summon Prof. Oak, activate a random pokemon battle
You're Fucked Now - Enter a building in glitch city, then step into something solid and get trapped, then save.

Pokemon Gold Silver and Crystal: Wasting your Time - Catch all 28 Unown.
Romance in the Air - Give Silver a lovey nickname
Homoaffectionate - While playing as a male

Pokemon Snap: Stop that - needlessly throw smoke balls(?) at random pokemon 100 times
STOP THAT! - Take pictures of where their genitalia would be 15 times

lets see what else

Disgaea: Useless Woman - Stop using flonne before she reaches level 35
Why are you here? - Before level 10
No. - Don't use her at all

oohhhh what else hmm

Lost Kingdoms: Grand Collection - Collect all cards
A Sister in Kind - Defeat the Final boss with a Doppelganger
Queen's Cards - Make a deck with only cards banned by 2 player fair play rule, and element wiping cards(fendril, 9 tailed fox, ice golem, can't remember the last one)
Path of the Dead - beat final level with Undead-only deck
But HOW?! - With healing-only deck(it is possible)
._. - defeat the ninetailed fox without first talking to the phoenix(i think? it's been a long time)

Silent Hill 2: Clang clang thunk scrape - View Pyramid Head's scene from within the closet
James Sunderland's Come to Rape - Take his great knife

Fatal Frame: Paying Attention - complete all clock puzzles on your first try
Deep Thinking - all sliding star puzzles on first try
What was that? - backtrack after one of the ghosts spawns behind you
Oh God Please No! - Die during final battle with Kirie
AUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!! - Game Over
AUUUGH! - Either turn around very quickly to snap the picture as the attack begins, or fail to turn quickly enough and get attacked as you turn

Super Mario RPG: Immortal - equip lazy shell
Unbreakable - to peach or mallow
Unstoppable - to mario, bowser, or geno
Starman - Gain at least two levels from every starman in the game
(this is fun)
Not a Tadpole - Free Mallow's Parents
Clang clang thunk scrape - Defeat Smithy
Enemy Mine - Have bowser kiss mario at the wedding scene
Fanservice No - Bowser and Booster
Whee Joy Ride - Spend 10 minutes riding walking toads
No! Don't Look! - Get Caught on the last round of Booster's Curtain Game

(Okay now i'm done for now.)

 

[rubinigosa]

Space Invaders : Manage to destroy a wave without moving

 

[Rewdalf]

"Bam-ah-rew" Click on a Rhynadon until it explodes -25g
Starcraft of course.

 

[ThorUK]

Or, we just remove achievements from current games. Yes, I think I like my solution a lot better.

 

[Aiden_the-Joker1]

Accident prone- Complete Hitman blood money with only accident kills. 50G
Cannonball- In just cause fall 300 feet into the ocean. 10G
Ghostbuster- defeat a ghost in pac-man. 10G

 

[Chrono180]

Planescape Torment:

I Have Become Death - View the "Horrific Regret" memory in the sensorium 10g
Irredeemable - Slay Trias 20g
Sealed Evil in a Can - Defeat the Boxed Demon in the Ruins of Curst 20g
Unforgiven - Complete the Game 50g

Baldur's Gate 2:
GAXX - Slay the Demilich 30g
If It Has Stats We Can Kill It - Slay the Demogorgan 75g