Make baseless assumptions about game characters!

[Shock and Awe]

Cyan from FFVI loves to cut his food with his sword.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

Ezio Auditore sits down for his mamma's dolmino dish every sunday, and has a collection of stuffed animals.
He also likes to tap dance.

 

[Amorphisbob]

Alex Mercer is a latent dendrophiliac

 

[Vault Citizen]

Heihachi Mishima watches greys anatomy in his spare time.

 

[zega frega omega]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite cocaine on the Citidel.

 

[e2density]

Mario is a pedophile.

Kirby as an eating disorder.

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

When he is alone, Commander Shephard takes the model ships out of the case in his/her cabin and has imaginary dogfights with them........with accompanying sound effects ;IE, Pew Pew Pew Whoosh!

I can totally see him doing that, and then grabbing his Ashely action figure, and making love to her...........

OT: Monkey from Enslaved is actually a wanted pedophile, and uses the name "Monkey" to get kids to trust him.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Master Cheif is a homosexual.

Sora is gay.

Tell us something we don't know.

 

[subject_87]

Alex Mercer is a latent dendrophiliac

I had to look that up on Wikipedia, and whoa there! Quite strange and baseless, well done.

OT: Meat Boy cuts himself nightly.

 

[everfreeDragon]

Legion and Shepard are the same person! Legion was built purely to learn everything about Shepard but not to know this, once Shepard is killed Legion will be transferred to a new platform designed to look exactly as he felt Shepard should have looked and he will be sent back in time to become Shepard.

 

[BlackHazard]

Mario is a pedophile.

Kirby as an eating disorder.

The Kirby one is pretty accurate.

 

[spartandude]

the guys from Army Of Two.... need i say more?

 

[warprincenataku]

Dom from Gears of War used to beat his wife in bouts of roid rage.

 

[Palademon]

Banjo and Kazooie are actually just furries.

 

[subject_87]

Ezio Auditore like to dance to Caramelldansen.

God, that mental image... that will haunt me for the rest of my days...

 

[EscapingReality]

The
The sniper - Is actually a brisbin based game reviewer for the escapist

i actually laughed so hard at that I woke up my roommate.

Astos, the dark elf king from FF One (or Origins) cursed the Elf Prince by raping him.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Alex Mercer is a child molester.
Cortez (Timesplitters) owns a strip club empire in Las Vegas.

Desmond was married for 5 years and had 3 children. He was contemplating abandoning his wife and children or comitting suicide at the local bar which he worked at. When he was abducted from the Templars, he used this excuse to avoid his old life. Thus, never hearing of his wife or children ever again.

 

[Willem]

Master Chief is a horrible character. No wait... that's not baseless at all.

 

[Canid117]

the guys from Army Of Two.... need i say more?

Lemme guess... gay?

The title says baseless assumptions.