Make baseless assumptions about game characters!

[NinjaDuckie]

The aliens piloting the mothership from Space Invaders would much rather be playing Missile Command.

 

[Cazza]

Commander Shepard can sing like Freddie Mercury

 

[Ponce Master-General]

Niko Bellic wears a Justin Bieber T-Shirt at all times. Why do you think you can only buy jackets and sweaters in GTA IV?

'Cause its c-c-c-cold.

Dude, Brucie is shirtless most of the time, do you think that's cold for NIKO FUCKING BELLIC?!

 

[Flac00]

Niko Bellic wears a Justin Bieber T-Shirt at all times. Why do you think you can only buy jackets and sweaters in GTA IV?

'Cause its c-c-c-cold.

Dude, Brucie is shirtless most of the time, do you think that's cold for NIKO FUCKING BELLIC?!

Brucie just uses his dickishness to keep himself warm. Niko just doesn't want to suffer from frostbite. My guess is that Niko is really superman and just wears the jacket to cover up his shirt.

 

[Kyle Dogan]

Apature Science old labs are sealed off by a specialy designed ghost repelling 500,000 ton blast doors. Developed to keep the ghosts of Military applicants, Bums and former employees who died during testing from getting into the upper levels and messing up testing being conducted.

(given portal 2.... that may not be so baseless >.> )