Make my facebook status

[AJM]

GO


EDIT:
Um, in my spare time, I also enjoy stuffing animals. Usually with other animals. For instance, a badger will hold five squirrels. A squirrel will hold most of a cat. A mouse will hold a shrew and a vole. You get it... the circle of life.

^my current status, thanks bros

 

[Breaker deGodot]

I am extremely bored.

 

[binvjoh]

"Will you marry me?"

Sure to cause a little confusion.

 

[Emilox The Great]

Got a positive in the aids test... Heh might do that myself xD

 

[AJM]

im surprised by the lack of profanity but i want more!

 

[AJM]

good one this is in running

 

[NeedAUserName]

"Just got the test results back." If anyone asks what test accuse them of being self centered, as you've been talking about it all week.

 

[Phlakes]

"I can't make a thread with a reasonable amount of content."

Really. One word OP and no discussion value is not enough for a thread. This isn't 4chan.

 

[AJM]

"Just got the test results back." If anyone asks what test accuse them of being self centered, as you've been talking about it all week.

hahaha i like this

 

[Ein987]

"Just got the test results back." If anyone asks what test accuse them of being self centered, as you've been talking about it all week.

This. With this comment, my day has been made.

 

[oreopizza47]

Make your status the exact same as your most recent friend status, and do this with every one of their posts for the rest of the day.

 

[AJM]

Make your status the exact same as your most recent friend status, and do this with every one of their posts for the rest of the day.

ill one up that and do it to someone i barely know (nor like) if there are no more suggestions

 

[AJM]

"I can't make a thread with a reasonable amount of content."

Really. One word OP and no discussion value is not enough for a thread. This isn't 4chan.

whats a 4chan?

 

[Sassafrass]

"Um, in my spare time, I also enjoy stuffing animals. Usually with other animals. For instance, a badger will hold five squirrels. A squirrel will hold most of a cat. A mouse will hold a shrew and a vole. You get it... the circle of life. I have broken the sound barrier, but you must never ask me how. I don't believe in the moon. I think it's just the back of the sun."

Do it. Do it now.

 

[Fenra]

"I never knew you could do that with a chicken!"

Then when people ask or get wierd about it just respond with something like "I was watching a cookery show, jeez, get thy minds out of the gutter!

 

[AfroTree]

"Just got the test results back." If anyone asks what test accuse them of being self centered, as you've been talking about it all week.

Not even OP

but im stealing that


OT: Well..time to phone my last ex, just back from the clinic

 

[Gladiateher]

I love when i'm in the bathtub and I fart, causing tiny bubbles to tickle my legs and float up to the surface making a satisfying little popping noise.

 

[AJM]

lol these are getting good

 

[SilentCom]

"Brb, my cat is trapped in the oven"

This will make people go WTF?!?