Make my facebook status

[Drakane]

"Um, in my spare time, I also enjoy stuffing animals. Usually with other animals. For instance, a badger will hold five squirrels. A squirrel will hold most of a cat. A mouse will hold a shrew and a vole. You get it... the circle of life. I have broken the sound barrier, but you must never ask me how. I don't believe in the moon. I think it's just the back of the sun."

Do it. Do it now.

Ahhh Janitor, such a good guy.

OT: "So their I was blowing my dentist, it's not that bad on the gas."

 

[SilentCom]

Sometimes when I'm bored I'll remark "I'm bored, I need to stab more triangles". It's almost like an inside joke but people will think you're a little off your rocker. Reference from this:

 

[AJM]

ive decided on my status. how do you screen shot on a mac?

 

[AJM]

can you not post pictures? ):

 

[Xanadu84]

"speaks in third person constantly thanks to Facebook"

 

[Hader]

"When they told be abstinence is best in high school, they meant from voting, right?"

 

[zehydra]

"Halp. I accidentally sent all my porn to my dog. WAT DO"

 

[floppylobster]

im surprised by the lack of profanity but i want more!

Sending out a big "Fuck you!", to your whole crew.

I love when i'm in the bathtub and I fart, causing tiny bubbles to tickle my legs and float up to the surface making a satisfying little popping noise.

Do you also like when the smell starts to mix with the steam from the water and it creates a suffocating choking like atmosphere? Farting in the bath is all fun and games until the reality of what you've done surfaces.

 

[unicornninja]

"I've never seen my butt.................I want to lick it!"
or
"If I make love to my big hairy nipples would you slide up and down on my pet giraffe?"

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

can you not post pictures? ):

First, you have to get the image. Then, host it on an image hosting site -- for example, Photobucket, I'm not sure if FaceBook works. Then, copy the URL of the image and post it in between

[ img] [/img]

Kind of like:

[ img]www.CAKEOSAURUS.com/cake_picture/[/img]

OR: quote me, see how I did this image.

Also, do what the image says as a status:

 

[Gladiateher]

im surprised by the lack of profanity but i want more!

Sending out a big "Fuck you!", to your whole crew.

I love when i'm in the bathtub and I fart, causing tiny bubbles to tickle my legs and float up to the surface making a satisfying little popping noise.

Do you also like when the smell starts to mix with the steam from the water and it creates a suffocating choking like atmosphere? Farting in the bath is all fun and games until the reality of what you've done surfaces.

I've had that problem but i found a nice remedy to be turning on the fan in your bathroom. Keeps the mirror from steaming up too. Plus it'll cover up the sound of you smackin it in there.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Dear facebook: I'm not a pedophile, so stop sending me underage girls to friend.