Make the Worst Game You've Ever Played Sound Good.

[Serving UpSmiles]

Yeah it's a little hard to describe, if you were head of advertising for the worst gamr you have ever played. Make it sound like it's dope.

For Example.

Far Cry 2, Explore open world enviroments! with hours upon hours of exciting gameplay and driving sections! buy it today!

you know like that.

 

[TheJoojo]

Big Rigs Over the Road Racing

Race, and always win! Explore the voids outside the tracks. Drive through anything from buildings to bridges.
Do you feel like things are going a bit slow? Try reverse! Things will suddenly seem way faster!
You're winner!

 

[Macheteswordgun]

The darkness its more fun than getting a lobotomy =D

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

Two Worlds has.. um. I need some help.

 

[Undead Dragon King]

Lord of the Rings: The Third Age!

Ever wanted to know what would happen if you crossed The LOTR trilogy with Final Fantasy X and threw in a dash of retcon? Well, question no longer! LOTR:TTA combines Middle Earth with the signature broken turn-based combat and random encounters that we all know and love from the Final Fantasy series, as well as spicing up the trilogy a little bit.

Suspend your disbelief throughout the entire game and you will be rewarded with a fantastic experience! Play as a new Fellowship with all new characters mirroring the original Fellowship! Help Gandalf fight the Balrog! Hold back the Uruk-Hai at Helm's Deep! Stand at the gates of Minas Tirith and single-handedly take on waves of Attack Trolls! Even fight at the Pellenor Fields, take down 10 Mumakil and get transported to Barad-Dur and fight the Eye of Sauron!

The voice acting is horrible, but then again, it's a Final Fantasy clone! No one minds about the quality of the voice acting in those games!

Lord of the Rings: The Third Age! At the bottom of a bargain bin near you!

 

[PurpleSky]

World of Warcraft, it's addictive!

 

[silver wolf009]

Sneak King!
Explore a world bursting at the seams with color and varity!
Jump into the Kings shoes as you help out hungry orphans!
Chose your tactics! Do your job anyway you see fit! After all, your the king!

 

[PurpleSky]

World of Warcraft, it's addictive!

I played warcraft for one month and was bored, its to aimed at multiplyer which would be nice if all the people i met in the game were not an annoying bunch of wasters. Although if they changed the stats and made it a one player offline game, that would be interesting.

First time I played wow was on a private server,with about 100 people online in TOTAL,so meeting anyone was pretty rare,trust me it's just as boring if you play it alone.

 

[pirate64]

Alien vs Predator!! Ever wanted to play as a marine, alien and a predator in the same game?? well now you can in AvsP!! Play as each race in their own generic short campaign and then when your done with that play the broken online mode with friends that also enjoy being able to kill everyone in the match simply by being on the predators team and laugh as the marines try to hurt you with their under powered weapons. AvsP buy it today and you won't regret it!!

 

[The Great Sage]

Do you feel that not enough games have horrible broken Ye Olde English to spice up it's tedious dialogue. Or that RPG's give you too many detailed, credible character creation options to decide from. Have you ever found that beutiful, epic soundtracks and realistic sound effects stop you from concentrating on playing the game. Well Two Worlds is for you

Contains collectable cards, Unresponsive, difficult horse combat (just like real life), and an epic story fighting cliche evil minions. Two Worlds contains the safety feature of an totally bland and unimmersive world so there is no chance of you believing it's real and going insane.

Buy it today! And don't worry it's easy to find in stores because no one bought it.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Tired of people criticizing your social ineptitude, overt perversion, and pathetically tremendous level of otaku-ness? Fuck those motherfuckers, get on your rocket-powered motorcycle, pick you up a lightsaber, attain an arsenal of wrestling moves from your lucha libre sensei, and rip apart the world's ten greatest assassins in your quest to become number one. Screw the innocent.

 

[Zaik]

I can't, because it hurts me to even think about it, but the people here: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/939441-star-ocean-the-last-hope-international are quite good at making this steaming pile of crap sound like the second coming.

If i go to the worst game i played recently, however, that is easy. I'd just change the box art on Assassin's Creed 2 to look like a book or a movie instead, because that's what it should have been.

 

[JoshGod]

Haze. you get high, and then kill people. what could be more awsome!

Heavenly sword. you get to spend the entire game pondering why the heavenly swords are worse than the starter weapon you cannot change to.

Timeshift. you have the ability to travel time. you deside its wiser to not go back in time and kill the opposing sides leader while he's on the crapper or before the war begins. no you decide to try follow him after the war has begun. why? for the sake of it.

 

[rated]

FROGGER

ever wonder why the chicken crossed the road ask the frog

 

[danintexas]

World of Warcraft: because its sorta like meth, but with out the exploding lab to create it in

Battlecruiser 3000AD: Come on - Derek Smart - King of games - how can this game not be good!

World of Warcraft: Tired of those MMOs that require some thought to play?

World of Warcraft: Wish you could take XBOX Live into an MMO format? Your wish is granted!

Evony: Its free and our ads have hot chicks!

 

[squid5580]

Two Worlds has.. um. I need some help.

Two Worlds is the funniest game on the 360. The way they butchered the "Olde English" dictionary is genius. Couple that with a huge open world and a cast of colorful characters and this game is a must play.

 

[Woodsey]

If i go to the worst game i played recently, however, that is easy. I'd just change the box art on Assassin's Creed 2 to look like a book or a movie instead, because that's what it should have been.

How come?

OT: Two Worlds - it'll make your other shit games look amazing!

 

[Breaker deGodot]

Superman on the Nintendo 64 has 64-bit graphics and sound!
It comes from developer Titus, named after the Biblical prophet!
It has breathtaking amounts of color, and incredible racing is everywhere!

 

[Proteus214]

Starcraft 64! Just like the PC version only without the pesky voice acting and cutscenes! Play the hit game developed for a mouse and keyboard with a joystick!!!