Make the Worst Game You've Ever Played Sound Good.
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I'm having a really hard time dealing with the controls.Woodsey said:
I mean, i knew it was going to be bad because AC 1 wasn't stellar, but I've had Ezio jump past the guy he was targeting to assassinate two totally random civilians, to have the box come up "Warning: Ezio did not kill civilians." So why the hell did he do it then?!
Also there are a few places where you can press a direction, say...left. The first time you press left, you go left, the camera moves a tiny bit, then press left again, and you go RIGHT. Not even right in comparison to the camera, he actually goes back to the first side he was hanging from when you press left again.
As it is it's like if you had to play heavy rain on a keyboard with all the characters in another language, and the controls are listed in game with another language you don't speak, but isn't the same as the one on the keyboard that you also don't understand. And also your guy randomly decides he needs the kill civilians for no reason, then gets punished for it if he decides he wants to kill specifically 3.
Dark Void has jetpacks... and the vertical cover was pretty cool. Also, the first half of Indigo Prophecy was pretty fun...
Red Ninja: End of Honor (PS2)
Games starring strong female protagonists are pretty rare these days and Red Ninja certainly stars a female character who can handle herself in a variety of situations. The story themes of loyalty and the dangers of new technology are certainly very clearly presented. The gameplay is certainly a unique type of stealth and action game and it presents so much challenge in places that you will not finish the game quickly unless you are some sort of Ninja yourself.
Games starring strong female protagonists are pretty rare these days and Red Ninja certainly stars a female character who can handle herself in a variety of situations. The story themes of loyalty and the dangers of new technology are certainly very clearly presented. The gameplay is certainly a unique type of stealth and action game and it presents so much challenge in places that you will not finish the game quickly unless you are some sort of Ninja yourself.
Sonic 06:
You play as a hedgehog trying to get his leg over a teenage princess.
Superman 64:
You fly thorugh rings for 90% of the game
ET:
It's title screen is ace.
You play as a hedgehog trying to get his leg over a teenage princess.
Superman 64:
You fly thorugh rings for 90% of the game
ET:
It's title screen is ace.
The Da Vinci Code!
Thrilling physics filled puzzles! A unique combat system! Play as a Symbologist (*BARF*) on the run in Paris, the City of Lights!
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m going to go throw up some more...
Thrilling physics filled puzzles! A unique combat system! Play as a Symbologist (*BARF*) on the run in Paris, the City of Lights!
Now I
m going to go throw up some more...
Tired of dialougue? Want to be a silent floating camera? Like using a crowbar? Are you offended by weapon differentiation? Hate enjoyment? Do you like waiting a long time to find out what will happen?
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The Half-Life series was created for you. Sign up now, we promise it's not made by the devil!*
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Do you like RPG's. Do you like Space and do dungeons sound cool to you?
Space Siege; its not a game, its an experience.
Space Siege; its not a game, its an experience.
Hey Kids! Do you like DOOM? Do you like Duke Nukem? Do you like sterile enviroments and being a space marine while taking out giant bug like wacky creatures? Do you like TEA BAGGING?!?! Then pick up your copy of Halo 3!
Halo 3! Apparently good enough for the series to be in 3 installments!
Halo 3! Apparently good enough for the series to be in 3 installments!