Make up a Grenade.
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A grenade that acts like the electro-balls from Half-life 2. You throw it and it reacts to enemy vehicles and units, chases them then electracutes or EMPs anything near it. It can't be blown up, because it shocks/scrambles any ordinence fired at it, it can't be picked up because obviously it would electracute you, and because it's technicly not an explosive device it could potentially last for days, and when it does eventially run out of juice or is destroyed it would just act like a conventional frag and shoot off bits of itself everywhere.
Not only that but you could program it for different tasks, for instance an anti-personel version for throwing into a room that shocks and blinds anyone inside that isn't friendly before storming a room. Or heavier versions for bombing runs, like a MOAB version, or cluster-bomb varients that send small ones rolling all over an enemy position.
I really did miss my true calling.
Not only that but you could program it for different tasks, for instance an anti-personel version for throwing into a room that shocks and blinds anyone inside that isn't friendly before storming a room. Or heavier versions for bombing runs, like a MOAB version, or cluster-bomb varients that send small ones rolling all over an enemy position.
I really did miss my true calling.
Clown Grenade: Similar to the makeup grenade, but they also gain appearance and skillset of a clown.
A grenade which fixed anything in a 100 meter radius (I call it the anti-grenade). I would toss one into a developer towards the end of development and it hopefully fix those broken games.
I'd toss one of those into every government legislature, but I have the feeling that there's a limit to how much something can be fixed.
I'd toss one of those into every government legislature, but I have the feeling that there's a limit to how much something can be fixed.
Ouch! Right in the arteries!RatRace123 said:
I'd make a grenade that spawns more copies of itself when it explodes. Enjoy your lag.
A grenade that explodes into what seems to be a harmless puff of smoke, but actually unleashes an opera singer's voice, which sings a high note that makes enemies' heads explode.
I would make a grenade that, upon explosion, releases a barrage of smaller flying grenades that possess AI, making them seek out hostiles in the area. When they find said bad people, they latch on and detonate with a combination flash-bang and frag grenade effect.
My friends dad came up with this one: a "nude nade" that renders anyone in the blast radius totally naked. He actually mused about his idea in the car for a good 5 minutes, discussing its uses on attractive females against the terrible potential for hitting an old wrinkly man.
I can't tell you what it is, but I can tell you how to make it:
You get a dozen eggs, put them in a bowl. stir the FUCK out of them, and what do you get?
You get a dozen eggs, put them in a bowl. stir the FUCK out of them, and what do you get?
Brute Spike grenades are practically my favorite grenade of ANY game I've played, however I wouldn't mind one with shotgun shells put into a ball. Shotgun shells face six different directions (like a cube), it blows up and shoots pellets EVERYWHERE.
A grenade that explodes into confetti and has everyone in the room yelling surprise... much to their own surprise.
They'll then spend the rest of the day pretending it never happened, believing that either they had a really strange day dream or they're going crazy. They'll never mention the grenade incident to anyone, not even amongst each other and keep wondering exactly what just happened that day.
They'll then spend the rest of the day pretending it never happened, believing that either they had a really strange day dream or they're going crazy. They'll never mention the grenade incident to anyone, not even amongst each other and keep wondering exactly what just happened that day.
fuck i cant remember the reference!Dnaloiram said:
I think its from egoraptor but I cant remember what video!
How about a grenade that explodes and shoots shrapnel everywhere. Except instead of shrapnel it is <a href=http://www.speckproducts.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/rabbit-montypython.jpg>this.
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How about a grenade that explodes and throws shrapnel everywhere. Except instead of shrapnel it is bits of cake, and instead of exploding the grenade just falls apart, and instead of a grenade it is a cake[footnote]those of you who payed attention would have gotten the image of someone just throwing cake at an enemy and the cake falling apart on impact with the ground.[/footnote].
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How about a grenade that explodes and throws shrapnel everywhere. Except instead of shrapnel it is bits of cake, and instead of exploding the grenade just falls apart, and instead of a grenade it is a cake[footnote]those of you who payed attention would have gotten the image of someone just throwing cake at an enemy and the cake falling apart on impact with the ground.[/footnote].