Make up a phobia
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Oh, really?? Take this...Commander Breetai said:
Atkinsonophobia: The fear that Michael Atkinson will become ruler of the world and ban ALL GAMES!
breathophobia.
You fear the act of breathing.
However this phobia has never been declared as an acual phobia for the subjects to this cruel phobia never had the chance to tell us if they we're afraid of breathing or if their chests had colaplsed due to the testing aparatus we put them in.
The most likely symptom of breathophobia is when you all of a sudden start taking less breaths. Eventually you start taking absolutly no breaths and suddenly start paniking, speeding up the procces of death.
However dont be confuse this with loseophobia, the fear of losing. If your playing the "Who can hold their breath the longest" game and you win you may have either loseophobia or breathophobia, its never possible to completely tell which phobia you may have had.
However to make this even more confusing you may just be completely stupid to play that game and you therefor deserved to win it.
Breathophobia is a supprisingly widespread epidemic that the authorities never wanted you to know about it, they just ususally call it drowning.
Drowning isnt getting water in your lungs, drowning is breathophobia. You're too afraid to breath so you dont, therefor you die.
So if you do ever find yourself "drowning" just breath, and you then know that you don't have breathophobia. However sadly you will get a very sudden pnomonia (spelling?) that will kill you very quickly. So pretty much you're screwed, but you will die knowing that you were one of the few without breathophobia.
I hope little piece of typing has helped you understand the amount of people who unknowingly have breathophobia.
You fear the act of breathing.
However this phobia has never been declared as an acual phobia for the subjects to this cruel phobia never had the chance to tell us if they we're afraid of breathing or if their chests had colaplsed due to the testing aparatus we put them in.
The most likely symptom of breathophobia is when you all of a sudden start taking less breaths. Eventually you start taking absolutly no breaths and suddenly start paniking, speeding up the procces of death.
However dont be confuse this with loseophobia, the fear of losing. If your playing the "Who can hold their breath the longest" game and you win you may have either loseophobia or breathophobia, its never possible to completely tell which phobia you may have had.
However to make this even more confusing you may just be completely stupid to play that game and you therefor deserved to win it.
Breathophobia is a supprisingly widespread epidemic that the authorities never wanted you to know about it, they just ususally call it drowning.
Drowning isnt getting water in your lungs, drowning is breathophobia. You're too afraid to breath so you dont, therefor you die.
So if you do ever find yourself "drowning" just breath, and you then know that you don't have breathophobia. However sadly you will get a very sudden pnomonia (spelling?) that will kill you very quickly. So pretty much you're screwed, but you will die knowing that you were one of the few without breathophobia.
I hope little piece of typing has helped you understand the amount of people who unknowingly have breathophobia.
Dude unicorns are real, sorry to break the news to you.jpakaferrari said:
Very few have ever seen them, and most of the ones that have have been turned into unicorns and captured, then sent to the secreat geod in the center of the earth. These unicorns are extreamly intelagent life forms and have sheilded themselves from human interaction for centeries.
Every so often one might apear in some small town or village, but will disapear as soon as it arived. These unicorns are the scouts, every so often they fuck up the wireing on their cloaking devices, resulting in a very small amount of unicorn sigting.
Sadly most of the people these days who are lucky enough to see a unicorn are sent to a mental hospital for the authorities dont want the public to know about these extreamly intelagent creatures.
Back a few centries ago someone wrote a book on these creatures but it was accidentaly burned during a small battle during the crusades. A soldier saw a small piece of a page that was torn out of this, it said
"Unicorns do exist, they are mgical creatures *burn mark* center *rip* earth *scorch mark* beautiful and magestic *tear* spread the word *rest of page burned to bits*"
That is the only piece of writen doctumentation of these unicorns. However some believe that the illumunati have a whole library dedicated to these unicorns and they acually secreatly both worship them and occasionaly go down to this secreat geod in the earth so see them and talk to them.
Non of the above is a lie, it is all truth. I swear on the Godess of All Unicorns that everything i said was truth. However no one will beleive me.
Limbaughphobia.
The fear of overweight, overprivileged white males with little to no tangible connection to reality and a ridiculously vast fanbase.
- Not to be confused with "Reillyphobia", which is similar in nature but differs by about 60 pounds.
The fear of overweight, overprivileged white males with little to no tangible connection to reality and a ridiculously vast fanbase.
- Not to be confused with "Reillyphobia", which is similar in nature but differs by about 60 pounds.
It's sort of like Rules #34 and #36 of the internet but in this case, if it exists, someone is afraid of it, even if it only exists as a fictional concept.wootsniper said:
You know what would suck. A phobia of the manipulation of atomic particles (like electrons) for entertainment (like electrical equipment .... as in videogames).
If it doesn't already have a name I want to call it Electricity!*squeal*phobia
If it doesn't already have a name I want to call it Electricity!*squeal*phobia