Make up the most awesome weapon ever

[Hectix777]

Just make one up, no rules except that it has to be carried by a person(a person with super strength is acceptable). Just name it and say what it does.

Mine is called Da Narwhaler 9000, it fires baby narwhals at the bad guys. They fly to the bad guy and than skewer as many bad guys as they can before the momma narwhal eats the skewered baddies. And I would be awesome. COWER IN FEAR OF MY MIGHTY Da Narwhaler 9000(you have to use the entire name, it's the law. Call it that or the narwhals eat you, I hope they don't eat me).

 

[SeriousIssues]

Mines called the 783dz03982io83niU23-88-2198-mn.
It's essentially a gatling gun that shoots 7200 rounds a minute.
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The rounds being made of dobermans on fire.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

A Sniper Rifle that shoots advanced plastic bags full of water. The idea is you shoot someone in the head and drown them

 

[Thaluikhain]

A pop culture reference that kills people that keep referencing it.

 

[crudus]

I would vote sniping people from space. Wait, <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinetic_bombardment#Project_Thor>they have that

Then I would have a sword that shoots fireballs at a 15th caster level. I would call it Greek Fire(I am bad at coming up with names).

Although I would be fond of one that shot bees.

 

[Hectix777]

I would vote sniping people from space. Wait, <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinetic_bombardment#Project_Thor>they have that

Then I would have a sword that shoots fireballs at a 15th caster level. I would call it Greek Fire(I am bad at coming up with names).

Although I would be fond of one that shot bees.

What would you call the gun for the bees? The Special BEE Cannon!?


DBZ ref, waddup?

 

[Jake0fTrades]

A flaming kitten launcher that also serves ice cream.

 

[Captain_Fantastic]

bearrow a regular arrow that turns into a bear before it hits you. not the most epic but you would not know what hit you

 

[ChillzMaster]

Hm...

A gun that shoots Shirukens, Lighting, has tits on it, is on fire, AND is made of tigers!

Greatest weapon of all time.

-Chillz

 

[renegade7]

A rocket launcher launcher. It's a launcher that shoots (functional) rocket launchers.

Then a gun I call the "Asshole activated auto-turret". It's essentially a mini gun mounted on a backpack. When an asshole enters its activation radius (configurable, default 8 feet) it automatically targets and fires on said asshole. Sentry turret options are available too. Just place one on your porch, and no one will ever try to sell you bibles again

Available in designer colors!

Captcha: Sure Ileater...must be a hungry cannibal writing this...

 

[teqrevisited]

A Boris Johnson Launcher.

It fires absurdly blonde blithering politicians who proceed to chase after your enemies and shout antiquated insults.

 

[xPrometheusx]

Three words: Laser. Chainsaw. Launcher.

 

[Christian Files]

They have already been made, google "Last Man Standing" graphic novel by Dan Luvisi.

 

[Cheesus333]

Then I would have a sword that shoots fireballs at a 15th caster level. I would call it Greek Fire(I am bad at coming up with names).

How about Prometheus' Vengeance?

OT: I'd have a dart gun that fired needles that injected a mind control drug. It would send then enemy into a mad rage, causing them to frenzy and attack their teammates, bodyguards etc. until the drug would then painlessly, instantly euthanise them. Or their allies killed them. Whichever came first.

That's not awesome enough though. So I propose the Disc of Ra.
It would be a discus hurled into the sky. When it reached a certain velocity, guiding systems and some means of propulsion would activate and it would rise and automatically move in front of the sun. Then it would incinerate the target area with highly-magnified beams of light.

 

[jackpackage200]

A gun that shots shurikens and lightni... oh lol

Probably a A dagger that had brass knuckles so i can punch,cut, and stab.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

It is simply known as The Doctor. It's like a minigun, except it has 200,000 barrels, each of which is 12 feet in diameter. Each barrel fires a small concentrated burst of hypothetical energy, which transforms into physical being as anything in the known universe once it reaches it's target. Sometimes it's bullets. Sometimes it's an animal. Sometimes it's an ancient god wielding a magic sword. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. However, whatever the projectile becomes, it is always on fire. Each barrel fires at approx. 500 trillion bursts per second, and it never runs out of ammo. It contains within it several black holes, some antimatter, some regular matter, some dark matter, some neutral matter, about half of the time vortex, thousands of small parallel universes, and a small capsule of Satan's blood. Every time it fires, somewhere in the universe, a star explodes and a criminal realizes the error of his ways. It also exists exactly one second in the future, so it knows what you're going to do before you do.

I could keep going, but I'm getting bored with this.

 

[Spambot 3000]

I have no idea what the gun does, but it would have cup holders.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Probably a A dagger that had brass knuckles so i can punch,cut, and stab.

Spoiler: Like this?

Such things have been around for ages. Though, you can't change your grip or swap hands in a hurry with one of those.