Make up the slowest word possible.

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

Oh god. Please stop with the owl words.

Well, it's not my fault if you're parliamenting the owl puns.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Owlswoopbarnpeckingowlrufflinghooteggseyesfeathersbirdfeedowl. See I can do both!

 

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

Owlswoopbarnpeckingrufflingfeathersbirdfeedowl. See I can do both!

Ah, but that's long, not slow.

 

[Chilango2]

I'll go with normal english, and I doubt anyone can beat me with normal english:

antidisestablishmentarianism

 

[GeeseH]

Pwled

 

[Sib]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

sometimes being welsh has its advantages.

 

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

I'll go with normal english, and I doubt anyone can beat me with normal english:

antidisestablishmentarianism

Again, long, but not slow.

Krtthttthtkrsh'ntth for example, is slow, since it demands you make several unusual sounds with multiple complex tongue movements.

Rhombitruncated isosododecahedron, while long, can be said very, very quickly. Since I'm an absolute geek, I've cut my time down to just over two and a half seconds.

 

[Sib]

Again, long, but not slow.

Krtthttthtkrsh'ntth for example, is slow, since it demands you make several unusual sounds with multiple complex tongue movements.

Rhombitruncated isosododecahedron, while long, can be said very, very quickly. Since I'm an absolute geek, I've cut my time down to just over two and a half seconds.

yeah um...thats not something to be proud of but i do DARE you to say the one i posted in under 5 seconds, unless youre welsh then you can say it in about 3.

 

[Chilango2]

I'll go with normal english, and I doubt anyone can beat me with normal english:

antidisestablishmentarianism

Again, long, but not slow.

Krtthttthtkrsh'ntth for example, is slow, since it demands you make several unusual sounds with multiple complex tongue movements.

Rhombitruncated isosododecahedron, while long, can be said very, very quickly. Since I'm an absolute geek, I've cut my time down to just over two and a half seconds.

What part of "normal english" was unclear?

 

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

yeah um...thats not something to be proud of but i do DARE you to say the one i posted in under 5 seconds, unless youre welsh then you can say it in about 3.

You tell me how to pronounce your funky Gaelic sounds, and you're on (or whatever it is you people speak).

P.S. Wales is awesome. I'm going there when I retire (if I'm not immortal by that stage).

What part of "normal english" was unclear?

What part of "slow" was unclear?

You know, I'd have thought a slow person such as yourself would be well-equipped to recognise slow words.

But, as they've said similarly of monkeys: "Slow to see, slow to do."

No offence, of course

 

[Sib]

You tell me how to pronounce your funky Gaelic sounds, and you're on (or whatever it is you people speak).

P.S. Wales is awesome. I'm going there when I retire (if I'm not immortal by that stage).

fine. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
2 LLs makes a sort of cch sound, the F is a V sound too
you know this is awkward... so i say puzzle it out yourself my good man. Also high five on saying wales is awesome, and we won this years 5 nations rugby xD

 

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

Also high five on saying wales is awesome, and we won this years 5 nations rugby xD

Did you just... endorse rugby?

Ok, screw Wales. I'm going to go to Iceland. Because, you know, Bjork will never die. She won't even age. And even if she does, one of those madmen is going to build a sculpture park.

Did I tell you I'm a rabid Bjork fan? As rabid as her?

 

[Sib]

did you just....diss wales beating england in Anything, and i do mean anything.
And if you are a rabid bjork fan it may be best for you to flee wales before the chavs catch your scent, quickly flee!

 

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

did you just....diss wales beating england in Anything, and i do mean anything.
And if you are a rabid bjork fan it may be best for you to flee wales before the chavs catch your scent, quickly flee!

Yup, Iceland it is.

I'm coming, Bjork. Your memory, it shall be mine! Your very essence, distilled into unlife and undeath!

<insert disturbed face-clutching and convulsions here>

 

[Sib]

and on that note i think i should leave, *scurries away from strange insane person*

 

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

But you see, the problem with Bjork is that she's too awesome.

It's impossible to sate your hunger for such win. Short of somehow transmuting her essence into a fireball and immolating yourself somehow.

But this is the real world, so I'd probably figure out some way of liquefying her and injecting her as some sort of potent hallucinogen.

But then it'd run out, and where whould I be? Cold, alone, and without Bjork.

Ugh.

 

[KefZ_X]

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

is a hill in New Zealand

link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

HAHA I WIN

p.s I know I didn't make it up but it is the slowest word

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Slowest. I are winner.

 

[Cozmo1]

2-methyl-4-ethyl-5-ketone-peroxide..... come on beat that fools.

Ohh, wrong syntax , a dash between a number and a name and a comma between numbers, it would just be 2-methyl-4-ethyl-5-ketoneperoxide. <-- no dash between Ketone and peroxide.