Make up the slowest word possible.

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

Slowest. I are winner.

That's not a made-up word.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Ash'arturaiahaktitaiiahshurtulterrah


Now thats a word mind you

(means FIERY PORTAL OF DOOM in Dynastic Elonian.)

 

[Easykill]

This thread got notably less funny when Almightyjoe left. Oh, well(I only realized how much I say that today). I'm gonna need to go with Xixcaxvaxhaxwaxsiaz. each syllable is five letters, Good luck.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdge.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Seriously though, the longest word in the enlgish language is a protein abbreviated as 'Titin'. It is almost 200,000 letters long. I'd write it here, but in a standard word document of Times New Roman text, font 10, it takes 48 pages. Apparently it takes over 2 hours to say, so I am not going to even try.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titin

 

[Asymptote Angel]

2-methyl-4-ethyl-5-ketone-peroxide..... come on beat that fools.

Doesn't take that long to say, it's just hard to read aloud when it's written as a formula.

Quarmmmmalarilamixibidizeruabudubudubudous.

 

[PurpleRain]

Say the word: Banana really really slowly. Slow enough to make me the winner.

 

[InProgress]

Xnmib'rungftbnzdaer'pfrtmgssdllerqdniobdsdj

Random button mashing FTW!
This just in: Krung-dēvamahānagara amararatanakosindra mahindrayudhyā mahātilakabhava navaratanarājadhānī purīramya utamarājanivēsana mahāsthāna amaravimāna avatārasthitya shakrasdattiya vishnukarmaprasiddhi - Bangkok's ceremonial name. I am winner.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangkok listen to it there!

 

[monodiabloloco]

Dukenukemforeverrelease.
Do I win?

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

fifindjkdlasdkmkfjognvnorgosadjfnthklindoijerbgoqofhbijoibokjfosdjklalkdlkjoonccnosaoidj.

Yes, I just pounded at my keyboard. But it works.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Purplerain wins, in the same way man wins against God for saying "Can God make a rock so big he can't lift it?".

 

[mitsoxfan]

Duke-Nukem-Forever

Now THAT is slow.

 

[monodiabloloco]

I didn't even get a chuckle. Man. Caffein makes me think I'm clever...
Maybe an owl reference would have gotten me a hoot or two.

 

[mitsoxfan]

I didn't even get a chuckle. Man. Caffein makes me think I'm clever...
Maybe an owl reference would have gotten me a hoot or two.

I didn't see your post, but it's not only funny, it's tragically funny. Maybe we're the only ones to see it.

 

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

I got it, and I laughed pretty hard. Please, no more owls...

If someone does swoop, though, Owl not be the one to save you.

 

[monodiabloloco]

If someone does swoop, though, Owl not be the one to save you.

Owlch! Your puns make my head hurt.
They are like silent nocturnal birds of prey, stooping upon the unwary, rending their eyeballs with razor beaks.
Or like really bad similes.