This thread confuses and angers me. (insert unhappy face)
Seriously, though, I'll get my Jisigh books and see what I can come up with. See, I have the clear advantage of actually inventing several languages. By myself. Hoo yah.
Apologies to anyone offended my linguistic skills being so awesome I can make up ENTIRE LANGUAGES! And if that offends you, get over yourself. Pig.