Make your job title sound better

[MightyRabbit]

I'm an 'apprentice supplier of entertainment scripture'.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Spoiler: I'm an etymological liaison between two cultures

I teach English as a Foreign Language

 

[hotacidbath]

I actually think the title zookeeper sounds better than what I do. How about feces acquisition technician?

 

[timb69]

Nocturnal Ingress/Egress Facilitation Coordinator.
Used to work security letting people in and out of a building.

 

[Mr Goostoff]

Seeker of Knowledge.
And part-time Combustion and Confection Merchant. Also known as a gas station attendant.

 

[Vohn_exel]

I am a package location determination specialist(I made that up!). Or...I'm a sorter at UPS. I'm not sure there IS a way to make my job sound cool

 

[Frost27]

I'm a "Multiple Pretax Benefit Account Administration and Support Specialist"

I administer about 3,300 flexible spending, dependent care, HRA, transit etc. Accounts for an insurance company.

Starting next week I will cease that title and become a "Federal Medical Compliance Support and Technical Service Specialist".

In other words, I will be providing telephone help desk support to medical providers participating in federal programs designed to increase the quality of care for Medicare patients.

 

[Rawne1980]

Accoun(Igetpaidashitloadofmoneyandworkfromhome)tant

 

[Soods]

The Acquirenator of Secret Knowledge and the Gatekeeper of the Sacred Locker of Divine Holiness
(Yes, I am a student)

 

[ParanoidEngineer]

A protector and studier of the literary, scientific and mathematical subjects, with occasional studies in computer technology, artistic ability and religious based subjects.

Meaning I'm a student that mainly studies english, science, maths, and also ICT, Art and Religion, History and Geography.

 

[CrashBang]

Well I start training to be a teacher in September so I'll be a 'Life Moulder' or 'Master Of Puppets'

 

[speight88]

i'm a logistics manager for essential supplies

I working in a bar shifting about the kegs

although i quite like the job title Cellerman because it sounds like a really rubbish superhero

 

[Zing]

Professional Job Seeker

I'm unemployed

 

[Gxas]

"I've got this job that equates swallowing shit where I puree food for dementia patients."

I work at the local Taco Bell.

 

[Psiboom]

The Seeker of Knowledge in all things Vocabularium and Logic.

Or a Super Student, whatever.

 

[hawkeye52]

Seeker of Knowledge. I'm a student.

As am I but instead a pursuer of legal truths

 

[King of the Sandbox]

Well, technically, I'm a Night Auditor for a fancy, schmancy hotel. And it's pretty sweet already. What with having "Night" in the official title.

The only way to make it better would be to describe it more like what it's really like, as in;

"I am employed as Fancy Schmansy's Guy That Hangs Out All Night, Surf the Web, Eats Free Food, And Watches Every Channel Of TV Available, with Great Pay, And Actual Work That Takes About 15 Minutes A Night Guy."

 

[Hippobatman]

Operator and Engineer of Currency Reception and Item Distributor.

... Yes, I'm a cashier.

Oh, and also I'm a Collector of Knowledge in Linguistics.

English student.

 

[Raikov]

Umm, how do I make "Industrial Electrician" sound better? Need some help with the english here guys.

 

[Vhite]

Machine Instructor and Overseer.
I would like to be programmer some day...