Make your job title sound better

[Vault101]

hanging out on the escapist all day....and getting paid for it!

that and going on news sites to find stupid opinions to unleash my rightious anger on

 

[StBishop]

I'm a doorman. Doorman. Doorman.... Doorman?

Expert Portal Operator and Executive Entrance Operations Manager.



OT: Student's been done to death. Head Coach and Executive Athletic Development Advisor for The Scotch College Basketball Association.
I'm just a coach.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Lord.

There's nothing else I need to add to that.

 

[Gaiseric]

I do that every time I apply somewhere because putting Laborer or Low Level Grunt Worker doesn't have the same ring as Contractor Assistant.

 

[Creator002]

Participant of Academics.

High school student.

 

[Kenbo Slice]

How would you guys make dishwasher sound awesome? Because I sure as fuck can't.

 

[Druss the Legend]

How can Dominos Pizza Manager sound good?

Maker of the Ultimate Munchies Meal?

 

[BishopofAges]

I am a master of the custodial arts. Or a Janitor if you wanna be a dick about it.

(both factual and referential. I win the internets.)

You do indeed, sir.

I am a Conqurer of the Technological Landscape one area at a time (Digital Media Student)

@Kenbo Slice: My other job calls them "Dishmachine Operator" or DMO

 

[Kenbo Slice]

I am a master of the custodial arts. Or a Janitor if you wanna be a dick about it.

(both factual and referential. I win the internets.)

You do indeed, sir.

I am a Conqurer of the Technological Landscape one area at a time (Digital Media Student)

@Kenbo Slice: My other job calls them "Dishmachine Operator" or DMO

I think I'll stick with DMO

 

[hitman_7]

Alternative Pharmaceuticals Salesman

 

[EHKOS]

Arse Circumference Engineer.....I'm unemployed *sob*

 

[ripdajacker]

Developer... Hmm.. How to make sound better:

- Manipulator Of Ones and Zeros
- Conjurer of Keyboard Magic

 

[Biosophilogical]

I'm in-between projects at the moment.

I love it!

OT: Prospective Psychologist? Future Psychologist? I solve your problems, before they ever happen (and so begins a new sitcom, of the guy who fixes problems before they occur, but because he only gets one shot to fix things, we get to laugh at all the crazy antics that unfold as he tries to fix people's mental issues with the accuracy of a salmon playing darts).

 

[Pimppeter2]

Management already sounds pretty badass.

That is until I finally get a nametag that says "The Fucking BO$$"

 

[Tallim]

How would you guys make dishwasher sound awesome? Because I sure as fuck can't.

Metal and Ceramic Cleansing Coordinator. Just to take a wild stab at it.

 

[Tharwen]

Super-intern!

I'm an intern at a software development company...

 

[Matt-Sama]

Dishwasher engineer and Hygiene Control.
Sounds much better than Kitchen Porter and much much better than Pot wash

 

[zidine100]

Im on a break.

what its really hard to make unemployed sound awesome.

 

[Aerodyamic]

Journeyman flat-roofer = Horizontal-surface Moisture-Restriction professional

 

[J-dog42]

Petroleum transfer and supply technician. Yea I work in a petrol station, but only as a part time job while I'm at uni.