Make your job title sound more epic than it is

[Autumnflame]

Lord of fire and destruction

( industrial incineration)

 

[Drops a Sweet Katana]

I'm currently job impaired, but I'm studying to be an aerospace engineer. I've got two options here 'The bloke who makes those things with the wingalings and what that go quicklike' or 'Master of the Skies'.

 

[lachlan4567]

The Infamous and Dreaded title of "Student"

Aka master of BS.

 

[One of Many]

I am....The Lobstah Slingah


Be sure to say that in the proper Boston or Down-easter Maine accent, as I work in a New Hampshire lobster pound and I work with people with both. And we do sling lobsters around, either into boxes for shipment or throwing around crates filled with a hundred pounds of lobster.

 

[rob_simple]

When I was stacking shelves at Asda I used to tell people I was a Stock Replenishment Engineer.

I wasn't embarrassed by my job --working nightshift there was still one of my favourite jobs ever-- I just like coming up with dumb names for mundane tasks.

 

[VladG]

I'm a NOC Agent. It already sounds awesome. Best thing about the job, really...

 

[Auron225]

I am The Apprentice of the Masters!

which is to say I'm a teacher in training...

 

[maxben]

I work in recruitment and HR, doing interviews and the like, and I always tell my underlings that we are the Gatekeepers!

 

[Catfood220]

I am an undertaker, my official job title is already pretty epic sounding. Funeral Service Operative.

However, I prefer the title, Keeper of the Dead.

Hmmmmmm, now I've typed that out, it doesn't sound that epic. Meh, it'll do.

 

[not_you]

I am a Blackjack/Roulette dealer at the local casino....
So, I'm a thief essentially...
HA

 

[shootthebandit]

My real job title is "aircraft maintenance technician"

To make it sound cooler im a "fighter jet resurrector"

 

[shootthebandit]

I am an undertaker, my official job title is already pretty epic sounding. Funeral Service Operative.

However, I prefer the title, Keeper of the Dead.

Hmmmmmm, now I've typed that out, it doesn't sound that epic. Meh, it'll do.

What about "taxi of the damned"?

 

[Greg White]

"Microwave Systems Operator/Maintainer"

Sadly my job is already done for me.

 

[Belaam]

Hmmm. 9th Grade English Teacher. Grammarian? Ambassador to Shelly, Shakespeare, Hawking, and Card? Speaker-to-Freshmen?

I also do some IT support for the school and, because the headmaster has a sense of humor, my official job title is Tech Czar.

 

[BeerTent]

For two more weeks, I'm a "Top level I.W.B. Support Agent."

After that. Uhhh... I'll let someone else make Student sound bad-ass.

 

[ExDeath730]

Lawyer in-training on a mission of self discovery and mastery of the laws.

 

[TheSYLOH]

Aspirant Master Plērophorinturge

I'm studying for my masters degree in information technology.
plērophoria is apparetly the greek word for information.
So guess chop that together with the latter half of Thaumaturge and you get an IT worker.
Lets face it, computer programming is the only place IRL where you inscribe words an a esoteric language and make stuff happen!
I'm a wizard!

 

[Redflash]

I was a history student until I graduated last month, so I was a Scholar of the Ancients.

But I've also been doing freelance screenwriting for a year and now have quite a few films in pre-production, so I'm really a Master Motion-Picture Maker.

 

[Scarim Coral]

By normal standard I worked as a customer service but by this thread I am the "Dime Store Maintenance"!

I forgot to mention that I worked in a discount/ cheap branded store hence the Dime in the title.