Make Your Own God

[defcon 1]

I have noticed that many deities of myths and polytheistic religions goal in existence is to help aid us in a common trouble or serve as an explanation to unexplained effects. Gods who help us are gods that aid in fertility, weather conditions, and hunting. How about gods that explain the unexplainable. Lightning happens because someone angered the lightning god. Right here, right now, think of something you really need or something you can't explain and make a god to serve that purpose. How will he serve that purpose? What are his abilities, personalities who are they friends with, etc? Have fun with it.

 

[Dr.Sean]

Fred, the god of piss. he maeks you piss. he makes piss. he is piss

 

[Skeleon]

Sorry, I don't want or need a god.
I've long ago accepted that just because we don't understand everything yet doesn't mean it's supernatural.
If anything was "godly", in my opinion it'd be Mankind as a whole.

 

[goatzilla8463]

Why would I bother with that?

I'm already here.

Damn it.

ninja'd

 

[Kurokami]

Sorry, I don't want or need a god.
I've long ago accepted that just because we don't understand everything yet doesn't mean it's supernatural.
If anything was "godly", in my opinion it'd be Mankind as a whole.

There had to be atleast one guy to flaunt his 'atheism' instead of obeying the goddamn thread... -_-" (PS: i too am atheist, my point is you go into a thread and try and 'preach' people to your own beliefs when you're probably the guy who'd complain if someone from another religion would do it.)

But enough useless boring flame! My god is MaxTheReaper. =)

His power is the being the first one to post my thoughts on very specific threads. He also represents my hope in mankind.

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

I would give my god The simple name of 'God' and he would have created everything in 7 days.

But I was ninja'd 2000 years ago.

 

[Gooble]

Why would I bother with that?

I'm already here.

Damn it.

ninja'd

Damn it, double ninja'd!!!

 

[lordsandro]

A Golden Ninja Holding All Good Games That Had To Have Sequels But Never Had One.
Or A.G.N.H.A.G.G.T.H.H.S.B.N.H.O.
I will soon tatoo His name alover my body.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

The God of Gaming. May he bless your thumgs as we make the sign of the W, the S, the A and the D; the Up, the Down, the Left and the Right.

I see it as a Hindu(?) type religion with one God in charge and others for specific Genres.

 

[crypt-creature]

*shrug* Since I've been drawing something that goes along those lines anyway.

The god is nameless, but more or less a deity of death. The deity itself isn't evil, but considered a bad omen because gazing upon its face signifies a persons coming death. Usually one that is brutal or uncommon.
Though, this deity has a mask covering its 'true' face, so a person never really knows if they are going to end up being a very unlucky victim. It's a fairly free-roaming deity, but it is not common. A person could go their entire life without seeing the creature, and there is no way to tell where or to whom the creature will appear.

A basic profile of the critter.

 

[c0ld3r]

Cafeenabis- the god of chilled caffinated beverages and mindblowingly awesome marijuana. He teaches of the blessings of Monster brand energy drinks and copious amounts of Mountain Dew (he's a bit of a sell out). He warns of The Anti-Caf: Iced Coffee, that will lead us all to a false salvation of Caf-Hell(I.E. Starbucks). You also score massive god-points for making cleverly disguised bongs...

 

[Lexodus]

Squeezacoatl. He keeps my PC running. Any time I have issues I do not consult a technician or run a antivirus scan. I just sacrifice a virgin and *wham* my PC runs smoothly again.

The God of Windows.

For he is Vista.

Your god scares me...

And breaks down very often.

 

[Lexodus]

Why would I bother with that?

I'm already here.

True. Have we overthrown the world's governments yet?

 

[TwistedEllipses]

The God of obscure things...I've forgotten his name...

..at least I think it was a 'he'...

 

[Christemo]

we dónt need any more gods, we have the greek pantheon and Chuck Norris.

 

[Cuniculus]

Ladies, gentlemen, please. This discussion is over. George Carlin has already taught us to worship the Sun, and to pray to Joe Pesci. The Sun's job is obvious. Joe Pesci is most likely the god of getting the worst death in gangster movies.