Make Your Own God

[Deacon Cole]

My god is Khfwsnksjdhv, the god of typos.

All hail Lidfyhslvbhkgsd, he whose name is ever changing!

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Why would I bother with that?

I'm already here.

I hear by demote you to mere human. I am now going to create my current Steam alias "SuperZombieJewsusWithAPetHuman" as our God.

 

[Captain Pancake]

If by god, you mean something that dictates the terms of my life, then involuntary bowel movements are my diety.

 

[Soulgaunt]

we dónt need any more gods, we have the greek pantheon and Chuck Norris.

This one speaks the truth!
My god is Doomfluff, the all mighty giant Isopod!
He will smite the nonbelievers with swarms of kittens!

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Dice for the Dice God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh mighty dice god, hear mt prayer. Let me roll a six with which to smite my enemies, so that my lasgun may kill the pathectic space marine before me. Amen

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Why would I bother with that?

I'm already here.

Ah Max, you are just too good

 

[SmilingKitsune]

Seralyph, god of love, passion, obsession and jealousy.
Can change between male and female at will, basks in the glow of human love, but also in the pain of heartbreak, obsession and unfulfilled desires.
Known as The lord of hearts, The fickle one and The passion's guide.

 

[pirateninj4]

The God of Sad Toast, for the saddest toast shall inherit the kitchen.

 

[Soulgaunt]

Dice for the Dice God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh mighty dice god, hear mt prayer. Let me roll a six with which to smite my enemies, so that my lasgun may kill the pathectic space marine before me. Amen

From now on, if you actually kill something with a Lasgun, you must scream "Death by flashlight!"

 

[Soulgaunt]

The God of Sad Toast, for the saddest toast shall inherit the kitchen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFexG232Tx4

 

[Gerazzi]

The god of lost socks

I must be missing a ton by now.

 

[MrShrike]

Im a good friend of an Athiest God, who bids me send his greetings to those willing to join his crusade against good sense.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/The_Atheist_God

(tosser...)

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Lord Frith

For He is the giver of light and life itself...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3026/2563888306_bf31237f64.jpg?v=0

All hail...

He is also the God of awesome British accents.

 

[Bluebacon]

I have currently been smitten by the God of Exams. He hath cursed me with many exams with much revision and too little time to do it in, as is his evil way. He hath also seen fit to make my flat mates do much drinking and making merry, in order to annoy me as much as possible, the little git that he is.

 

[Monocle Man]

The God of Gaming. May he bless your thumgs as we make the sign of the W, the S, the A and the D; the Up, the Down, the Left and the Right.

I see it as a Hindu(?) type religion with one God in charge and others for specific Genres.

I repel your god with my heathen AZERTY-keyboard!

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

The God of Gaming. May he bless your thumgs as we make the sign of the W, the S, the A and the D; the Up, the Down, the Left and the Right.

I see it as a Hindu(?) type religion with one God in charge and others for specific Genres.

I repel your god with my heathen AZERTY-keyboard!

You're weird...

 

[Rascarin]

Why would I bother with that?

I'm already here.

Are there any benefits to joining the Church of Max?

 

[Warwolt]

Dice for the Dice God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh mighty dice god, hear mt prayer. Let me roll a six with which to smite my enemies, so that my lasgun may kill the pathectic space marine before me. Amen

HAIL THE DICE GOD!

 

[0p3rati0n]

the god of hilter (LOL Monty Python). Who else do you think is beating the f*** out of him in hell? Surly not the devil or his demons. XD

Ok now on to a little more serious note now that I got that out of my system LOL.

The god of burgers. He makes the best burgers! He tastes like a burger! HE IS A D*** BURGER! :O