Make Your Own God

[MrSnugglesworth]

Why would I bother with that?

I'm already here.

Thats good, because I was gonna say you were the best god.

 

[Mockingjay]

My god would be an entity which everyone knows doesn't exist, but gives people hope and a reason to live (or something to live to) anyway.

You got ninja'd by the Christians. A looooooonnnnnng time ago.

Yeah that was the point.

And that was my point. I astounded you with my seemingly infinite powers of Stating the Obvious, even though I knew what you'd think after you saw my post and that everyone else would understand your post as well, thus rendering mine completely pointless.

Oh okay xD ah well.

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

I name my god Asshole, and he is the god of making girls not like me.

 

[Rascarin]

I name my god Asshole, and he is the god of making girls not like me.

Are you sure thats not just... you know, you?

I kid, I kid.

 

[pirateninj4]

The God of Sad Toast, for the saddest toast shall inherit the kitchen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFexG232Tx4

Win.

 

[SharPhoe]

Yeah, but you're gay.
And we here at the Church of Undying Chaotic Deaths accept gay people so much that we're willing to overlook a few alignment problems.

Because we're the best church, bitches.

You don't say? Well then, sign me up!

 

[James Cassidy]

Nnn....yes.
As long as you punch people in the face fairly often.

*punches you in the face*

Can I join now?

Btw, that punch in the face will cost you $5,000.

 

[James Cassidy]

Say, you don't have any pets, do you?

Pets?

If you want me to have a pet that will cost you $10,000.

 

[James Cassidy]

I was just going to eat them.

Hey, I am an Anti-hero. Have to make money some how.

Can't be bothersome in business ethics. If you want my services you are going to have to pay for them.

*dons a Deadpool type mask and swings away on a rope imitation spider-man*

 

[James Cassidy]

Yeah, but I don't need your services.
I'm a god.

I have ultimate power.
Remember?

Then there would no problems in paying me $10,00 dollars then? Will that be cash or....cash?

 

[Soulgaunt]

Why would I bother with that?

I'm already here.

Are there any benefits to joining the Church of Max?

As a matter of fact, there are!

Allow me to list a few off the top of my head:

-I won't kill you or your family when I decide to take over the galaxy.
-If anyone harms you, I will personally strike them down (with SuperAIDS. They die in a matter of hours, but the pain is akin to having your genitals set alight with hellfire.)
-Free cookies every Saturday.
-Free kittens every Friday (Ula is in charge of kittens. She is the Minister of Kittenly Duties.)
-You may not have to suffer the Nothingness After Death. It depends entirely upon how much favor you have curried with me.

However, there are some restrictions:

-Must be Chaotic.
-Must lean more towards Evil than Good.
-Must not commit any Sins (as dictated by MaxTheReaper.)
-Must obey all commands from MaxTheReaper.

The Sins are as follows:

-Rape.
-Being bothersome to me.


And that's it for now.
More when I have had time to talk to my second in command, a bottle of vodka.

Hmmm, does killing/harvesting innocent people put me in the neutral or evil zones?
Also, greatest second in command, EVER!

 

[timmytom1]

The God of Gaming. May he bless your thumgs as we make the sign of the W, the S, the A and the D; the Up, the Down, the Left and the Right.

I see it as a Hindu(?) type religion with one God in charge and others for specific Genres.

I repel your god with my heathen AZERTY-keyboard!

You're weird...

Not me, just my keyboard [http://www.keytronic.com/home/products/specs/63471-1_FR.gif](WASD-controls are nearly impossibly on these) or perhaps yours is the weird one for not having ZQSD to control your characters.

I still have the directional buttons, yes. But you don't have access to many other buttons from that one. Really annoying if you can't configure your controls.

I've changed my mind, purely because of the sad face near your P.

You wouldn`t happen to be french now would you?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

The God of Gaming. May he bless your thumgs as we make the sign of the W, the S, the A and the D; the Up, the Down, the Left and the Right.

I see it as a Hindu(?) type religion with one God in charge and others for specific Genres.

I repel your god with my heathen AZERTY-keyboard!

You're weird...

Not me, just my keyboard [http://www.keytronic.com/home/products/specs/63471-1_FR.gif](WASD-controls are nearly impossibly on these) or perhaps yours is the weird one for not having ZQSD to control your characters.

I still have the directional buttons, yes. But you don't have access to many other buttons from that one. Really annoying if you can't configure your controls.

I've changed my mind, purely because of the sad face near your P.

You wouldn`t happen to be french now would you?

Umm. No.

 

[timmytom1]

The God of Gaming. May he bless your thumgs as we make the sign of the W, the S, the A and the D; the Up, the Down, the Left and the Right.

I see it as a Hindu(?) type religion with one God in charge and others for specific Genres.

I repel your god with my heathen AZERTY-keyboard!

You're weird...

Not me, just my keyboard [http://www.keytronic.com/home/products/specs/63471-1_FR.gif](WASD-controls are nearly impossibly on these) or perhaps yours is the weird one for not having ZQSD to control your characters.

I still have the directional buttons, yes. But you don't have access to many other buttons from that one. Really annoying if you can't configure your controls.

I've changed my mind, purely because of the sad face near your P.

You wouldn`t happen to be french now would you?

Umm. No.

Hummmm then from the continent? because AZERTY is the standard setup on french keyboards (have no idea how the yanks have it)

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

The God of Gaming. May he bless your thumgs as we make the sign of the W, the S, the A and the D; the Up, the Down, the Left and the Right.

I see it as a Hindu(?) type religion with one God in charge and others for specific Genres.

I repel your god with my heathen AZERTY-keyboard!

You're weird...

Not me, just my keyboard [http://www.keytronic.com/home/products/specs/63471-1_FR.gif](WASD-controls are nearly impossibly on these) or perhaps yours is the weird one for not having ZQSD to control your characters.

I still have the directional buttons, yes. But you don't have access to many other buttons from that one. Really annoying if you can't configure your controls.

I've changed my mind, purely because of the sad face near your P.

You wouldn`t happen to be french now would you?

Umm. No.

Hummmm then from the continent? because AZERTY is the standard setup on french keyboards (have no idea how the yanks have it)

I have a QWERTY, I'm a Brit. I know in Germany they have QWERTZ, the Y and Z are changed. It's weird.