Make your Own SAW challenge!

[.Ricks.]

I tried searching for this topic and found none, so... I'm making one to all you SAW fans out there =D.

While replying to this forum: [link]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.75055[/link]

Besides fearing for what horrible game will come up from that, I got the idea for this thread, so let it rip show me your biggest, meanest, most horrbile or plain stupid challenges.

I'll start of, so here it goes...

You wake up in a room, no memory of how you got there of course only the image of miss piggy tranquilizing you, and then the tape starts rolling, "Hello (someone), I want to play a Game... over the years you made a lot of noise with your... 30 seconds to.. Mars music coupled with Tokyo Hotel and kept your neighboors awake, so now let us see if you can keep quiet, attached to you back is a sound activated bomb, also you were injected with a deadly poison, all you have to do is get to the other side of the room you are in now, the bomb will deactivate and there is an antidote waiting for you aswell.
The ground of course is full of clown buzzers that emit enough sound to set the device off... now hurry... but be quiet...."

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

I would like to play a game. Hello Uwe. It's been a long time, but it is time. You have led your life as you saw fit, little regard for the peoples careers you have ruined due to association with your movies, or many over-zealous posters who tried to ridicule your pathetic movies and died of hate induced heart attacks. Well no more. In the center of the house is a ladder, leading to your salvation. But to get there you first must Fight through 5 rooms. Each contains a little trial for you to pass. The first contains weapons, that can only be accessed once you have "donated" some blood. The second contains a few of the people whose dreams you have crushed, once rising actors, now homeless prostitutes and crack addicts. The third has a floor covered in miniature spikes, all no taller than 10 millimeters, but all razor sharp. The fourth room is a pool filled with lemon juice and rats, which you must swim through to reach room five. This is my favorite. Inside is a few members of your favorite organization PETA, who even now are being told of the many, many atrocities you have committed against animals. Sad thing is they don't realize that I'm talking about making your pets watch your movies.

Survive the 5 trials and climb the ladder to freedom. Or not.

 

[PureChaos]

You wake in a small room (big surprise there), water seems to be spreading across te floor towards the only doorway that leads down a corridor. You find a tape player on the floor:
Hello (your name here), i want to play a game, just like you have spent your life doing through the characters of computer games instead of embracing the gift that is your own life. today, we will see which life, your own, or the fake would you live in, is more important. as you can see there is only one way out, but be careful. that corridor is rigged with traps which you mist overcome in order to win, just like the characters in the games you play. if you stay here, the acid spreading across the floor end it for you. live the game or die, make you choice.
as you walk down the corridor, spears, hooks, fire and saws tear at you while you try to escape.

 

[leafsnail]

You wake up in a large room. Someone is on the other side of the room, offering to play a game of catch with you. You accept.

 

[.Ricks.]

Hello John. I want to play a game. Over the years you've always been happy to steal. Well, know you must truly earn you life. When you press the button beneath your hand, your floor will become ignited, and - hey, wait, where are you going? Don't walk out the door! Fuck. I really need to stop working on the honour system.

Man your challenges are getting hylarious xD

 

[LokiSeto]

Really disliked the first two replied in this thread. Original one is awesome and the honour system is brillant.

 

[.Ricks.]

Really disliked the first two replied in this thread. Original one is awesome and the honour system is brillant.

Thanks =D

 

[Ultrajoe]

I made a SAW G-mod game. you had no weapons and it used the vital function systems like breath, blood loss disorientation and a whole bunch of fun traps.

Players had to work as a team or betray one another to get to the end. Wacky contraptions and hilarious deaths.

It was fun.

 

[LiquidSteel]

'Hello Bob. I want to play a game with you. In the middle of the room is a key, but your leg is tied to a chain, which is connected to your wifes lover. Go for the key, he dies. Leave the key, you die in 2 hours.

No longer will you take your marriage for granted! Time to choose!!'

 

[Zombie_King]

Hello...you there. I'd like to play a little game. All your life you've hustled people out of their money playing Billiards. Since you're so good at gambling, let's play a friendly little game of 8-ball. Every time you miss a shot, the timer ticks up one second. Once it hits 8, the table explodes. Trying to leave, I see? Well, that door's open, go ahead. But before you go, do you feel that weight on your foot? It's attached to the table, isn't it? You leave, it explodes. You think about leaving, it explodes. You scratch, it explodes. You think about porn, it explo- BOOM!

 

[Clairaudient]

..You think about porn, it explo- BOOM!

That's ridiculous, I didn't even think of porn right af-BOOM!

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Hello, Do you want to play a game? Here is a Gameboy with 7 of the buttons missing, the only one that's left is the down button on the control pad, you have to win 8 rounds of Tetris, every time you fail the room fills up with toxic gas.

Have fun.

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

Hello Mr. Cooper, I know what you are thinking who am I? Well the better question is where are you? Right now you are in a apartment building that is scheduled for demolition in the next two hours, you are on the top floor and you have to work your way down and out my way. Before you go turn to your right and pick up the cell phone, good, call your wife she has something to tell you. Goodbye Mr. Cooper your time starts now.

 

[TerribleTerryTate]

This thread is epic! - I'm not creative enough to actually think of a Saw challenge, but enjoying reading the ones so far.

 

[Fraught]

Really disliked the first two replied in this thread. Original one is awesome and the honour system is brillant.

I really dislike your negative approach to this thread, and I dislike you more than the first two. Care to show your magnificent knowledge in all thing clever and funny torture, and try to do better than they did?

You think about porn, it explo- BOOM!

Haha, you win. This is freakin' hilarious, I laughed my ass off.

 

[Imitation Saccharin]

Hello Mr.Jumpman. Want to play a game? You find yourself at the bottom of a poorly build skyscraper. If you wish to see your lovely princess again, you will climb it and engage the giant monkey I've put on top. I've given him thousands of barrels.
Now you won't take your monkey...princess...antique barrel collection.......your stuff for granted ever again!

 

[.Ricks.]

You think about porn, it explo- BOOM!

Congrats I laughed my a-BOOM!

 

[Cheesus333]

Good morning, Mr. McCoull. You like Coke, don't you. I bet you do. Remember that time you drank 5 cans in one night? that was pretty fun? I bet you also remember smacking your friends face into the table 'cause he made you spilla drop.

Oh? Don't remember that?

I do.

You'll notice that there's a can of coke in front of you, welded to the table, with a straw poking out of the top. Looks inviting, doesn't it? That'll be because you haven't had a drink in two days. Too bad that that straw is laced with arsenic, inside and out.

Stay there for a day, and I'll come and get you.

Have a nice 24 hours. They start now.