Make your Own SAW challenge!

[Quick Ben]

Large room. Chained down. TV in front of you. Naked. The usual right? The chains around you are on a timer and after however long, the chains will unlock and you will go free. There is a phone to call for help on the far wall but you can't reach it. The phone is behinf the TV, mocking you. Your head is held still facing the TV and your eyes are held open. In arms distance is a banana.

The TV turns on...

...Hana Montana movie marathon begins to play.

Do you wait for the end to be released and call for help, or will you take your own life with the banana?

Genius. But there is one thing you haven't considered. I cheat! I take the banana and call for help. *Wanders off singing: Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ba...*

BTW, I'm new here. Really constructive for a first post, don't you think?

 

[davidcrew]

How's this... a bunch of hollywood movie studio execs are put into a locked room, and they have to find and fund a movie that's not yet another sequel, remake or adaptation of any other film, comic, tv show or video game, or else they'll be covered with steak sauce and a nest of fire ants will be released into the room.

Oh man, they would all die. We know they can't do that. =o

 

[the_tralfalmadorian]

You awaken in a dark, edgy looking room. A voice says, "Hello, dude. I'd like to play a game. You have played games for years, now you have to play a game of my choice. In order to escape, you must play through Superman 64 over 1000 times. Oh, and you have to play it on a 5 inch black and white TV."

you sick bastard. I honestly doubt anyone has actually ever beaten that game.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

You awaken in a dark, edgy looking room. A voice says, "Hello, dude. I'd like to play a game. You have played games for years, now you have to play a game of my choice. In order to escape, you must play through Superman 64 over 1000 times. Oh, and you have to play it on a 5 inch black and white TV."

you sick bastard. I honestly doubt anyone has actually ever beaten that game.

I'm not sick. I'm just completely insane.

 

[jackanderson]

Hello (insert name).

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That's it, I just wanted to say hi. Door's to your left.

 

[jackanderson]

Hello Charlotte.

For too long you have rejected my applications for your love. Well now we'll see. As you can see, there is a ring in the middle of the room. You have 10 seconds to put your finger in it and accept my undying love. Otherwise, you will be subjected to torture. Being the most beautiful woman in Britain, you will be Snu-Snu'd by the most beautiful men. Then the large men. Then the petite men. Then the large men again.

 

[Spudgun Man]

unless you force a pebble into both ears and eat a paving slab a large granite replica of mt. rushmore falls upon you ( and youve got 10 seconds to do both)

 

[Madshaw]

Hello (name of rapist here) you have done some very very nasty things in your time, and now I would like you to play a game, just to see if you can stop being nasty for the ransom of your life.
In the room infront of you there are some women, you should recognise them, very well. They arn't wearing too much at the moment, just some gloves i made for them, metal ones with razor blades for fingers. Just to make it extra fun those razors are coated in rat poison.
Now they all know who you are, they know what you did to them and they want to punish you for it. they won't be able to see you however until the shutters over their eyes are opened. These shutters will only open when a temperature sensor on your body detects enough heat.
That sensor is attached to your penis, If you can resist staring at their bodies, reaching out and touching them until you are on the other side of that room then you will survive.

oh wait, one other thing, there is a sensor in the floor that will detect it if you run to fast, the shutters will open if you do, now go before i get bored and the shutters open anyway.

 

[Etrius_the_seraphim]

hello (blank)i want to play a game. you have had so many failed mirages. so many chances for love. yet you throw it away. in the next room you will find your finance on a rig over a spike pit fall to stop it you must hold onto that rope holding her up however the only way to svae her is to wait for the iorn maiden to lock you in place wich will then release her, can you hold on to one you love? game on

 

[Etrius_the_seraphim]

You think about porn, it explo- BOOM!

Congrats I laughed my a-BOOM!

Aw c'mon guys, this is just being stu-BOOM!

a-BOOM!!!! (in heaven) I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING

 

[VoleurdeThym]

Hello John. I want to play a game. Over the years you've always been happy to steal. Well, know you must truly earn you life. When you press the button beneath your hand, your floor will become ignited, and - hey, wait, where are you going? Don't walk out the door! Fuck. I really need to stop working on the honour system.

Fucking brilliant.

"Hello, Danny. I want to play a game. You've always been to considerate of others, to a fault. As you know, its really interfered with your life. Now, let's see how caring you REALLY are. As you see, the person you love is tied up in front of you, and you have no hope of freeing the bonds. Unless, of course, you use the key. As you may also notice, there is an empty syringe on a table to your left. What you can't see is that both of you have been poisoned. Luckily, I have supplied you both with your own vaccine, and even a key. The vaccines have been sealed into your stomachs, as well as a key. Kill your loved one and vaccinate yourself, or kill yourself to vaccinate and free your loved one. You have 2 hours for the poison to kill you."

That'd kill me. </3

 

[tijuanatim]

Hello Yahtzee I want to play a game. For months you have made people laugh by being overly callous and cruel to complete strangers. Mocking their hard work for not living up to your impossible standards. For what? The approval of an internet community? Well now Mr. Croshaw you will have to embrace one of the things you hate most to save the one thing you love. Yourself. On the table in front of you is a device you will find very familiar, it is an Xbox 360 controller. This controller is your one ticket to freedom. When this video stops playing the screen will be replaced with a series of commands that you must match with the controller. If you do not the incendiary device strapped to the bck of your chair will ignite, burning you alive, much in the way you have burned the countless game developers and programmers in your reviews. Now Mr. Croshaw. Press X to not die!

 

[VoleurdeThym]

Now Mr. Croshaw. Press X to not die!

I fucking love you.

 

[Son of Makuta]

Some awesome ideas in this thread...

Hello, Insert Name Here. I would like to play a game.

Although you are in darkness, you will notice that you are in a standing position with your wrists encircled by something tight and heavy. These are manacles. The chains loop over large pulleys and connect to a ratcheted wheel, which can only turn one way. The wheels are slowly turning away from you. In about thirty minutes the chains will become taut enough that you will no longer be able to move your arms. Some time after that, they will tear off your hands or even remove your arms from their sockets, and you will bleed to death. I don't imagine it will be very fun, quick, or painless.

There is a key to the manacles. Approximately two feet in front of you is a person you don't know all that well, someone you recognise from around the place. You find her attractive. She's a nice person and you wouldn't wish to see any harm come to her. The key is beneath her ribcage. Feel that sharp pain on the opposite side from your heart? That's right, you have a key too. Its removal would soon prove lethal. She is awake and listening to this, but sadly - due to the efficiency of duct tape - she cannot speak to you at the moment. She is manacled in the same way as you are.

There are blades attached to the manacles. In a moment, a small amount of light will filter into the room.

I recommend you move fast; it won't be long before you can't even reach each other, never mind your opposite wrist...

 

[hypothetical fact]

Hello, insert name here. I would like to play a game.
You are surrounded by a grassy field because you take your legs for granted. You have spent your entire life walking on them without ever thanking them or giving them a massage. Surrounding you are hundreds of buried land mines; if you give your legs the respect they deserve you can walk away, if not you will lose them.

 

[Etrius_the_seraphim]

Hello Yahtzee I want to play a game. For months you have made people laugh by being overly callous and cruel to complete strangers. Mocking their hard work for not living up to your impossible standards. For what? The approval of an internet community? Well now Mr. Croshaw you will have to embrace one of the things you hate most to save the one thing you love. Yourself. On the table in front of you is a device you will find very familiar, it is an Xbox 360 controller. This controller is your one ticket to freedom. When this video stops playing the screen will be replaced with a series of commands that you must match with the controller. If you do not the incendiary device strapped to the bck of your chair will ignite, burning you alive, much in the way you have burned the countless game developers and programmers in your reviews. Now Mr. Croshaw. Press X to not
die!

FUCK YOU YATZEE IS GOD

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

*Imagine this whole paragraph in the voice of Jigsaw for full effect*

Greetings, Mr. Phillips. I would like to play a game. You may notice that you are not where you were when you fell asleep last night. Beneath you is a large, comfortable chair that massages your back if you press a button on this remote (remote lowers from ceiling). In front of you is a big screen TV with every episode of Scrubs Tivo'd. To your left is a grilled cheese sandwich and some tomato soup. Make sure to save room for desert, because I made brownies! In your pocket, you will find two keys. The first is used to exit this room at any time. The second opens a locked chest filled with candy. Also, here's a puppy (puppy lowers from ceiling).

You just won the Saw lottery!

 

[samsprinkle]

Theres a lock pick in your penis...retrieve it and pick the lock...the twist is that the door isn't even locked and when you tear open your penis you find NO lockpick...Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahaha!