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Aura Guardian

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Trapped in a room with barred windows and door with mines await you if you open the door and you see a tv and a wii. And underneath the tv are some remote mines the jigsaw never mentioned. You're forced to play either Ninjabread Man or Wii Music and beat it or you die.
 

sidhe3141

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Good evening, both of you. I have brought you here because neither of you has anything resembling a sense of altruism. Everything you do is for your own benefit, and if you harm others by your actions, you simply don't care.
Now then, do you see that you are manacled side by side? I thought you would. But I think you first noticed the scar on your manacled arm. That's right, only one arm is manacled. But returning to the scar, you will see that it is rather poorly sticthed up. If you tear out the stiches, you will find a key. The key to the other person's cuffs. And before you get any ideas, I was careful to make sure that your bound arm was where the other person couldn't reach it. Wasn't that considerate of me?
Next, I think you see the thread, needles and alchohol on the other side of the room. I already sterilized the needles, the alchohol's to kill the pain so that you can work on each other. And you notice that each of your names is written by one of the needles? That's so that you don't pick up the wrong one. The needles are coated in a contact poison, but each of you has been given the antidote to the one on your needle. The threads are coated in antidote too (so that you don't kill each other by sewing up the wounds), but you can't work on yourself because that would bring the concentration of antidote in your bloodstream up to toxic levels. Oh, and you can't take the other needle and work on yourself either, because you'll absorb a bigger dose from touching the needle than the stuff on the thread can handle. And then, once you are no longer in danger of bleeding to death, you can walk through that door.
*begin tape 2 when they leave the room*
Now, do you see the two tightropes strung across that pit? I thought you would. The ropes, by the way, carry an electrical charge, not unlike that of a power line. If you only stand on one, you'll be safe, but on two...ker-zap. The solution, of couse, is to put on those rubber gloves at your feet, join hands, and walk across like that. Call it a trust exercise.
Oh, and there's another way to get across: If one of you hits the pressure plate at the bottom of the pit, a platform will rise up from the bottom. This platform, covered in soft foam (but it will only form once the plate is triggered), will gently raise you up to the top of the pit and to freedom. So, you can get out by tricking your "friend" into walking across with you, and then shoving him off and using the recoil to land on the platform.
Now that I've told you that, can you trust each other? Keep in mind that your partner is exactly like you; i.e, a sociopathic bastard.
 

DI7789

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Hello, Mr. Thompson, you have spent your entire life trying to get rid of video games. Now, you must play them. I have lined up ten video games that you have campaigned against or criticised or in some way been associated with muddying their good name on the side of the room, from left to right, they are: Postal, Resident Evil, Grand Theft Auto 3 and 4, Bully, Mortal Kombat: Armageddon, The Sims 2, Halo, Left Behind: Eternal Forces and Counter-Strike. There is a games console at the end of the room capable of playing them all. I will allow you out of this room after you have logged 50 hours of gameplay on each game. If you do not wish to play, there is a loaded pistol at the other end of the room. Decide soon, in 30 minutes, gas will flood the room. Additionally, if you take a break from gaming that lasts longer than 20 minutes, once again, gas will flood the room. Enjoy.
 

Deidara Akatsuki

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Wake up in a dim room bleeding, with minor injuries. tape enters tape recorder. "HELLO (name) I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU FOR SOME TIME NOW. I KNOW YOU LIKE TO WATCH BUT NOW IT IS TIME TO PARTICIPATE. YOU LIKE TO DARE PEOPLE TO DO DANGEROUS THINGS THAT YOU KNOW CAN AND WILL GET THEM SLAUGHTERED. YOU CALL THESE 'GAMES'. SOCIETY WOULD CALL THEM MURDERS. IT'S MY TURN TO MAKE A 'GAME'. HERE'S THE BASICS OF THIS GAME. YOU ARE TRAPPED IN A AIR-TIGHT, VACUUM-SEALED ROOM. SO IF YOU CAUSE YOUR HEART RATE TO RISE, EVEN THE SLIGHTEST INCREASE OF BPM, YOU WILL CATCH FLAME AND BURN TO DEATH. THE ROOM AS I'M SURE YOU HAVE NOTICED IS BEING SLOWLY FILLED WITH GASOLINE. THERE IS A VERY SMALL BUTTON AT THE TOP OF THE ROOM. IF YOU LOOK IN THE UPPER-RIGHT CORNER OF THE ROOM YOU WILL SEE A SMALL FLAME ABOUT 5 INCHES AWAY FROM THE CEILING IS A BASIC BURNER MECHANISM. IF THE GASOLINE REACHES THE FLAME BEFORE YOU DO THE BUTTON, WELL I'M PRETTY SURE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. SO WHILE THE GASOLINE GETS HIGHER I WOULD BEGIN TO THINK OF A PLAN. LET THE 'GAMES' BEGIN."
 

Deidara Akatsuki

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Wake up in a dim room bleeding, with minor injuries. tape enters tape recorder. "HELLO (name) I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU FOR SOME TIME NOW. I KNOW YOU LIKE TO WATCH BUT NOW IT IS TIME TO PARTICIPATE. YOU LIKE TO DARE PEOPLE TO DO DANGEROUS THINGS THAT YOU KNOW CAN AND WILL GET THEM SLAUGHTERED. YOU CALL THESE 'GAMES'. SOCIETY WOULD CALL THEM MURDERS. IT'S MY TURN TO MAKE A 'GAME'. HERE'S THE BASICS OF THIS GAME. YOU ARE TRAPPED IN A AIR-TIGHT, VACUUM-SEALED ROOM. SO IF YOU CAUSE YOUR HEART RATE TO RISE, EVEN THE SLIGHTEST INCREASE OF BPM, YOU WILL CATCH FLAME AND BURN TO DEATH. THE ROOM AS I'M SURE YOU HAVE NOTICED IS BEING SLOWLY FILLED WITH GASOLINE. THERE IS A VERY SMALL BUTTON AT THE TOP OF THE ROOM. IF YOU LOOK IN THE UPPER-RIGHT CORNER OF THE ROOM YOU WILL SEE A SMALL FLAME ABOUT 5 INCHES AWAY FROM THE CEILING IS A BASIC BURNER MECHANISM. IF THE GASOLINE REACHES THE FLAME BEFORE YOU DO THE BUTTON, WELL I'M PRETTY SURE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. SO WHILE THE GASOLINE GETS HIGHER I WOULD BEGIN TO THINK OF A PLAN. LET THE 'GAMES' BEGIN."
 

Deidara Akatsuki

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You wake up in a dim room bleeding, with minor injuries. tape enters tape recorder. "HELLO (name) I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU FOR SOME TIME NOW. I KNOW YOU LIKE TO WATCH BUT NOW IT IS TIME TO PARTICIPATE. YOU LIKE TO DARE PEOPLE TO DO DANGEROUS THINGS THAT YOU KNOW CAN AND WILL GET THEM SLAUGHTERED. YOU CALL THESE 'GAMES'. SOCIETY WOULD CALL THEM MURDERS. IT'S MY TURN TO MAKE A 'GAME'. HERE'S THE BASICS OF THIS GAME. YOU ARE TRAPPED IN A AIR-TIGHT, VACUUM-SEALED ROOM. SO IF YOU CAUSE YOUR HEART RATE TO RISE, EVEN THE SLIGHTEST INCREASE OF BPM, YOU WILL CATCH FLAME AND BURN TO DEATH. THE ROOM AS I'M SURE YOU HAVE NOTICED IS BEING SLOWLY FILLED WITH GASOLINE. THERE IS A VERY SMALL BUTTON AT THE TOP OF THE ROOM. IF YOU LOOK IN THE UPPER-RIGHT CORNER OF THE ROOM YOU WILL SEE A SMALL FLAME ABOUT 5 INCHES AWAY FROM THE CEILING IS A BASIC BURNER MECHANISM. IF THE GASOLINE REACHES THE FLAME BEFORE YOU DO THE BUTTON, WELL I'M PRETTY SURE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. SO WHILE THE GASOLINE GETS HIGHER I WOULD BEGIN TO THINK OF A PLAN. LET THE 'GAMES' BEGIN."
 

MASTACHIEFPWN

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Easy.
You get 2 choices
Kill yourself
OR
Have sex with Justin Bieber... Bieber also has AIDS... and his vagina has teeth.
 

Instinct Blues

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LiquidSteel said:
'Hello Bob. I want to play a game with you. In the middle of the room is a key, but your leg is tied to a chain, which is connected to your wifes lover. Go for the key, he dies. Leave the key, you die in 2 hours.

No longer will you take your marriage for granted! Time to choose!!'
That doesn't make any sense whatsoever if you are going by the logic of Jigsaw. It would make more sense if the wife had to choose between her lover or her marriage.