Make your own treaty

[Haunted Serenity]

What treaty would you want the world to obey? if it doesn't exist make it here

Sorry if ever copied/or done before this is a first Thread EVER! feel special if you post

 

[j0z]

TO BE LEGALLY BINDING ON PAIN OF COMPLETE AN UTTER NUCLEAR DESTRUCTION
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---------------THE RECREATION OF THE MODERN WORLD---------------------------------------------
To better increase the peace and security of the modern world, and reduce the chance of a worldwide conflict, the following changes shall be made to the countries and borders of the world:
The United States, Canada, Mexico, and all of central America shall be combined into the North American Confederation, with its seat in New York, New York.
All of South America shall be combined into one single nation, The South American Prosperity Alliance.
Africa will be left to whoever wants to try and take it, but they must sustain and care for the native inhabitants.
Europe will be completely combined into the European Union.
Russia will not be changed.
China will be split into 2, north/south, the south being in control of Japan and the North being in control of Russia.
All of Korea will be under Japanese control, along with all other Asian nations.
The middle east will become the Eastern Neutral Zone, under control of a council comprised of 1 representative from each new nation. They will oversee the drilling operations.
Australia will gain control of New Zealand and the East Indies, and all of India.
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If any nation is attacked by another, then all other nations must defend it, on pain of nuclear annihilation.
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The world council is, of course, run by me.



Why has no one else posted?
Oh, and welcome to the Escapist!

 

[Cortheya]

All available money goes to technological research....win

 

[Insanum]

the treaty between:
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The search bar brigade & the Anti search bar brigade.

Search Bar Brigade Promise to not point out repeat threads if the Anti search brigade stops making repeats within 4 weeks, and then bitching when it is pointed out.

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The latter of the two parties are starting to piss me off.

(just FYI, This thread isnt a repeat, im stating my arguement, not a "use the search bar line")

 

[TheBluesader]

The only treaty the world need obey is one that reads, "Obey every word of the Bluesader whenever he talks, or suffer."

And every time I talk, it's an addendum to the treaty.

 

[j0z]

THE DOCUMENT OF WORLD SUPERIORITY AND BETTERMENT OF THE HUMAN RACE
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In response to the War in the Middle East, we shall be changing world politics. All countries shall unite, under Communism. We will start the process of combining all the contents together, with only one country. The lone country will be named "New Earth". The capital will be in what was Berlin, Germany, and now, what will be, Berlin, New Earth. City names will be kept. A representative of each city will meet in Berlin, New Earth each year on the date the land masses of Old Earth are combined. All violators who refuse of the change will be arrested by forces of New Earth's Public Protection Forces [NEPPF]. In case of refusal, an apprising of an armed militia is encouraged to help better the world.
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That scenario is scarier than 1984...
but maybe that is just me.

 

[Insanum]

the treaty between:

The search bar brigade & the Anti search bar brigade.

The latter of which are starting to piss me off.

(just FYI, This thread isnt a repeat, im stating my arguement, not a "use the search bar line")

Don't attempt to derail. Keep this in the threads made for that war. Thank you.

/IRONY!

Mine was OT, But just for you ive edited the treaty. Please refer to MY thread ive made regarding this topic.

 

[Lonan]

ACHTUNG!

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First order of the new World Government:

All people who subscribe to People magazine or otherwise participate in celebrity gossip will be put on the Global Population Reduction List, effective immediately. No appeals will be allowed, unless the God-Emperor (myself) deems them suitable as my personal "companion."

 

[matsugawa]

To all the peoples of the world:
Look, there's over six billion of us out here, and let's be honest, that's at least three billion too many. It wouldn't even be so bad if there just weren't far too many of you who don't even deserve to be amongst that six billion. Therefore, the following ultimatum shall be put into effect whenever I am placed into a position to enforce it without question:

INVENT, CURE, BUILD, OR WRITE SOMETHING... OR GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WORLD OF THE LIVING!

Some qualifications.
INVENT: make something that's going to be useful and will at least help to alleviate the problems of there being at least three billion too many of us, even if it's just a suicide booth like in Futurama or a mortuary like the one in Soylent Green (without the whole 'eating' people business, that won't be necessary).
CURE: Similar to invent, wherein make a cure for the problems that make there being six billion of us such a pain. As long as they don't come at the expense of the natural world doings its best to survive in spite of us, it's all good.
BUILD: Something that's actually going to last more than a few decades, something to rival the ruins (they may be ruins, but they're still bloody standing) of the ancient world. Constructions like the ultimate gaming PC, a sprawling criminal empire, or a house of cards are not what we're talking about here. Constructions like legions of devoted fans or a sprawling community (online or otherwise, so the staff of The Escapist gets to stay) will be given due consideration if at least one additional criteria accompanies it (see WRITE) and if members of those legions and communities have also met at least one criteria themselves.
WRITE: Something that's not fricking fan fiction, something that would actually be published by a discerning member of the literary world, or at least makes the same cultural impact if self-published (see BUILD). If the other criteria are too hard for you to even try, surely this won't be all that difficult. Tragically, there will be people out there who won't even be able to meet this standard, and not for a lack of literacy.

There, that'll thin out our numbers, and then mother nature herself will rise up and declare, "Apology accepted, humans, now don't let it happen again!"

 

[Haunted Serenity]

nice treaty thanks for the welcome.

 

[Haunted Serenity]

guess i should chuck mine into this

THE UNITED TERRA COUNCIL ANNEXATION ACCORD

The world shall be reformed into specialized areas. All resources shall be anexxed by the United Terra Council. All militarys shall be disbanded effective at __________ . The arms and weapons of all countries shall be given over to the complete controll of the UTC. The UTC also cause all of the worlds money to be split and changed into a new money system. The UTC dollar shall be split into 7 different sub-types each specific to the region. Europe shall be the economic and research capital. Africa shall be the power node of Asia and Europe. Also they will be the secondary production center and space technology launch pad. Asia will be turned into the worlds primary industrial power and secondary food product facility. The North Americas will become the breadbasket of the world. Central America will provide the power for the Northern and Southern Americas. South America will provide a space technology launch pad, medical research and relaxation sector. Austrailia will be a relaxation sector and build/maintain the worlds ocean/sea going vessels. All of the worlds flora/fauna shall be preserved and green fuels and power produced. The United Terra Council will the begin our reach for the stars. Military power remains with the UTC. UTC members are elected from the populace. There are 7 active members of the UTC government. Crime is determined by a puplic vote from the people.

All further inquiry to this treaty can be e-mailed to you via your local UTC computer automated server.

 

[Voltaggia]

THE ANNOYING STUFF ANNIHILATION TREATY

1. Every person that is proven of sending e-mail spam / cooperating at sending e-mail spam will be brutally terminated in a way involving honey, ants, three bullmastiffs, paper aeroplanes and a sandpaper condom.

2. Every person that is involved in creating the 99999...99th visitor ads, who is your true love ads and/or interactive game ads shall be brutally terminated in a way involving everything from the spam part of the treaty AND three fat black males.

3. Every person involved in a production of a facebook quiz that has terrible grammar, no sense of correct punctuation and completely retarded results will be terminated in the way involving everything from the ad part of the treaty AND a supersonic speaker system.

4. All executions will be filmed and shown during prime time on national televisions.

SIGNED, PRESIDENT OF EVERY FRIGGIN COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

By the way, I support the New World order treaty.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

The Official Recognition Of Quantum-Presbyterian Rule.
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Ark'lorrik masi firlikka hommu sapiaka aer hertilk ungilo thees Huantilk. Anu hommu sapiaka thir rekis sullum girj O'kloo farris imaddidas ott-warudi slarvi.
Huantik salop je urelk Hi'lis Protij Villuse. Hi'lis Protij Villuse'del worli etsa lorr.
Kriite liord poriffi etsa [Translator fixed] ball-gag.
The capital Hauntilk will be the headquarters of all economic, technological, religious and military commanders on Earth (These being Donald Trump, Bill Gates, L. Ron Hubbard and Sun Tzu respectively, should these people be deceased by any means, a Quantum-Presbyterian shall replace them.)

By Quantum-Presbyterian law, all humans must stay at least twelve (human) feet away from any member of Quantum government, those that breach this law shall also be sent to O'kloo for off-world slavery. All cats are to be removed from households, they are sacred animals that deserve better treatment.

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And Ben 'Yahtzee' Crowshaw shall be humanities representative.

[Translator Malfunction] Arlas Harruki Hi'lis Protij Villuse!

[End Transmission]

 

[1ronJ4m]

The Everyone Must Pay Us To Defeat Teh Evil Super Ninja Killer Spaec Zombies Of Doom Treaty.
Obvious, isn't it?