Male Gamers?

[Palademon]

OH
MY
GOD

I thought I was the only one!

 

[Yureina]

Oh cool. A troll thread. Wonder how this will go...

And... no, I don't fit in this category. Sorry. I'll leave now!

Ugh, you FEMALE gamers are so sexist! And you wonder why us guys stay away from you when we're playing online!

*boggles* Whaaaa?

 

[Kinguendo]

Well this thread has undergone a disturbing derail.

I WAS TRYING MY HARDEST! I was talking about balls that could tell the future to stop the conversation from getting seriously freaky but I could ney do it cap'n!

 

[Smooth Operator]

*puts on mustache*

Uh...yeah, I'm a male gamer, too!

You know what really grinds my gears? Girls who pretend to be guys on the internet. Man, what pervs.

I know right, it's hard enough to find a male gamer, then you even haveto wonder if they aren't just cross-dressing girls :S
It's a messed up world out there I tell you...

 

[JezebelinHell]

How are balls boring? You can read the wrinkles and tell someones future!

OH! So that is what I am supposed to be doing with them while I am down there! Dammit someone should write all this down so I know!

I teach in hands on in-home courses on... what is tonight? Tuesday nights. (I am busy Monday.)

Well, that figures, I have class on Tuesday nights. Does Wednes.. No, I will be skating Wednesday. How about Thursday? Can I manage not knowing until then? I promise to ignore any other balls I happen by just so I don't give out any misreadings.

 

[Cyclone of Mystery]

Oh cool. A troll thread. Wonder how this will go...

And... no, I don't fit in this category. Sorry. I'll leave now!

Ugh, you FEMALE gamers are so sexist! And you wonder why us guys stay away from you when we're playing online!

*boggles* Whaaaa?

He thinks he's being clever somehow.

 

[JezebelinHell]

How are balls boring? You can read the wrinkles and tell someones future!

OH! So that is what I am supposed to be doing with them while I am down there! Dammit someone should write all this down so I know!

Then who knows what information you have missed and what catastrophes you have avoided... for example, just this morning my balls told me to remeber to buy milk and bread.

Oh, so they are like a shopping list? I never use shopping lists... I am thinking they are not going to be useful to me. They are just going to stay 2nd on the fun factor.

 

[sora91111]

Yea I'm a serious male gamer sitting here next to my ps2 eyetoy, my wii, my 360 kinect, and my ps3 move. My favoite game is wii sports resort, and also everything past gamer is bull crap.

 

[Savagezion]

How are balls boring? You can read the wrinkles and tell someones future!

OH! So that is what I am supposed to be doing with them while I am down there! Dammit someone should write all this down so I know!

I teach in hands on in-home courses on... what is tonight? Tuesday nights. (I am busy Monday.)

Well, that figures, I have class on Tuesday nights. Does Wednes.. No, I will be skating Wednesday. How about Thursday? Can I manage not knowing until then? I promise to ignore any other balls I happen by just so I don't give out any misreadings.

I just read my balls and they say you are lying and they don't see you in their future. You cannot fool a seer!

 

[Yureina]

Oh cool. A troll thread. Wonder how this will go...

And... no, I don't fit in this category. Sorry. I'll leave now!

Ugh, you FEMALE gamers are so sexist! And you wonder why us guys stay away from you when we're playing online!

*boggles* Whaaaa?

He thinks he's being clever somehow.

All he did was confuse me.

 

[JezebelinHell]

Well, that figures, I have class on Tuesday nights. Does Wednes.. No, I will be skating Wednesday. How about Thursday? Can I manage not knowing until then? I promise to ignore any other balls I happen by just so I don't give out any misreadings.

I just read my balls and they say you are lying and they don't see you in their future. You cannot fool a seer!

Your balls and other parts should be very disappointed. xP

 

[JezebelinHell]

Spoiler: I think this conversation is delving into the NSFW category, so I'ma be safe and hide it behind spoiler tabs

Iunno man, I think balls serve the same function for chicks as tits do for guys[footnote]excuse my heteronormative framing[/footnote] in that it's endlessly entertaining to jiggle them around. It's also infinitely enjoyable for the male they're attached to, which is a plus, because we all know how much guys complain if you ignore the balls.

I do have to admit that there's more you can do with a cock though. At the very least I assume we can both agree that the whole situation down there is pleasing, regardless of what specific piece of equipment you decide to focus on.

Spoiler: Hmm, maybe...

Some don't appreciate jiggling, they get a bit paranoid. Other things seem to be fine though. They get attention they just aren't the main course.

 

[Dr. Pepper Unlimited]

I am a male gamer. i play ALOT of games. Are there any others out there?

You are the only one!

 

[MrShowerHead]

Male gamers? LIES!!!

 

[JezebelinHell]

I agree cock is the best part. They do come in a convenient package but you can't fit both in your mouth so you do have to decide. Plus unless you just had a shower balls get swety wear the cock stays nice. also cock is tastier.

Umm, prefer it all to be freshly showered when possible. And sometimes you can carefully fit both depending on sizes.

Yea, this is a huge derail of the snarky thread. haha.

 

[Halceon]

Hey. I'm a guy and I just recently (18 years ago) got into gaming. I've dabbled in some FPS and platformers, but in the end I settled for TBS. I'm still afraid to go near the Hardcore waters of social gaming. I mean, that's a whole skillset that you'd need to have trained up since birth. I just don't think I can play those things even remotely as well as the average hardcore girl. I'd be feeling left out.
So I think it's great that you've made this thread, it'll give us guys a place to gather up and play our own games at our own pace.

 

[Shadow-Phoenix]

Nope. Male Gamers don't exist.

There is only Zuul.

Are you a god?

I only wish i was /sigh.

 

[Savagezion]

Well, that figures, I have class on Tuesday nights. Does Wednes.. No, I will be skating Wednesday. How about Thursday? Can I manage not knowing until then? I promise to ignore any other balls I happen by just so I don't give out any misreadings.

I just read my balls and they say you are lying and they don't see you in their future. You cannot fool a seer!

Your balls and other parts should be very disappointed. xP

They are indeed, but as a seer my male ego is intact.

 

[Trogdor1138]

Wow, so many guy gamers here! I barely find any guys around my area that game, when I ask I mainly just get a bunch of "No I won't play with your wee, fag" replies, I don't get it?

Anyways, this is awesome, do any of you guys play FPS games? Incase you didn't know, it stands for first person shooter.