Mall Fight - Back To Basics (Open)

[Knife-28]

I call ghostbusters.

 

[Knife-28]

I pay the Ghostbusters, who leave. I then zap Eric back a body, which I dump in the fountain.

 

[Knife-28]

Everyone shuns Eric. And by shun, I mean hits in the face with 2x4 planks of wood.

 

[The Thinker]

I steal all the bits of wood, and nail them together to create a large cube.

 

[Knife-28]

"My god, THE CUBE!"

 

[The Thinker]

Um... no. More like Jim Henson's Cube. Anyhow, I run around while in the cube, crushing people. Ziggy herds them to the right place.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn in the pest control store, and grab an armful of bug bombs.

 

[MammothBlade]

ORGIA MODE ACTIVATED

 

[The Thinker]

I crush MammothBlade and Martintox. I bash Eric repeatedly against the side of the cube, giving him several concussions. Then I roll over Knife, triggering all the bombs at once. The shrapnel from the destroyed cube kills everything not already dead.

 

[Zepherus14]

"Hey can you believe those little foam dinosaurs that grow out of the little foam eggs, can move if you leave them in the water long enough!!" I shout riding on a giant foam/sponge T-rex dinosaur.

"Can you believe the bookstore didn't have any spud jokes!?" I say as I load my spud gun.

"It seems you all don't have enough STARCH in your diet! Let me help you with that!!" I open fire on everyone available.

OoC: It's made of foam, so the dinosaur is mostly just for the 'WTF is that?!' factor, it wouldn't be able to do anything...

 

[Zepherus14]

I respawn, confused as to how someone went and burned a sponge filled with water.

 

[Zepherus14]

"Damn you logic!"