Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Connor Lonske]

The door leads to the pause menu, with has a lounge chair, a TV and a remote.

Hey, that Auditor guy just got off my mainframe, I think where ever you guys are now, your stuck there for now.-Thread AI

Spoiler: OOC

I'll be back a in few hours.

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR wakes up in his bunk. It's 11:45 in the morning. He walks through the ship and discovers he is the only one on board.

NaR: "They must have started without me."

RaN (S): "Last chance."

NaR walks into the break room and opens the computer mainframe.

What would you like to do?
Go to OS
Edit Character
Edit NPC
Edit Script
>Options

Gameplay
Display
Audio
Brightness
Language
>Cheats
Exit

Enter cheat:
~ssf_barriersoff

The barrier sealing the break room door cracks and shatters.

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "Nothing much. Call it an emergency exit."

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "I never cared much for achievements anyway."

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "Nah, I saw it all on the monitor. I'm going to go look around outside. I'll be back in a few hours."

 

[Demonjazz]

sup guys Want a Pepsi I say dressed in black robes
might be gone for a couple hours

 

[Demonjazz]

what Im lazy

 

[Demonjazz]

I will just give me a few century

 

[Demonjazz]

*roll out of the way* that doesn't mean I can't be quick

 

[Knife-28]

I (That is me, Knife, not my brother Kinfe) sense a new player. "ANEWPLAYERIMUSTGREATHIM!!!" I then jump out of the UNSC space ship and dive towards the nearest body of water, A small plastic drinking cup. Just before I his the cup, I throw the hammer I totally had with me to break the surface tension of the water, and I land unharmed. I then walk over to Demonjazz. "HELLONEWPLAYERIHOPEYOUHAVEAGOODTIMEHERE!" Kinfe then hits me over the head with a shovel. "Stop yelling!"

 

[Demonjazz]

fuck fuck fuck *runs away*
Ill be gone for an hour or so

 

[Demonjazz]

back peeps

 

[Demonjazz]

could be worse

 

[Knife-28]

"Well, I decided amnesia is an overused plot device, so I decided I no longer have amnesia."
"But amnesia doesn't work li-"
"ITDOESNOW!"
I then shove the plastic cup full of water I landed in in Tox's eye.

 

[Demonjazz]

see told you

 

[Knife-28]

"Good, good, how about you?"

 

[Demonjazz]

I believe this means war *starts randomly shooting an A-K 47*

 

[Demonjazz]

build giant snow castle viva la Resistance

 

[Knife-28]

"Any thing we want eh?" I say, before spawning Cthulhu. "Oh hi Cthulie, how have you been?" Cthulhu then snaps my mind like a twig, before flying away.

 

[Demonjazz]

you forget we stopped caring about logic a long time ago and fire snow cannons and snow soldiers