Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

[Saltarius]

I snap my neck and respawn.

"Christ, I bet she isn't even a 9th level Lesbian Warlock like me."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn and jump-kick Salt in the mouth.
"8th-level bi thief, nyeh"

 

[Saltarius]

"We could've been the greatest team there ever was. Together; two queer and unaccepted women with DND classes at their disposal."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...That can still totally happen we're just having a friendly brawl"
I scribble rude words on Salts forehead in permanent marker.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"...Goddammit, I didn't get paid for this." I break apart the food stand and eat sadly.

 

[Saltarius]

"Best friends?" I say, holding out my arms, sliding a marker to write '*****' on her neck later.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I raid Waffles' food stand and pay him in n-gages.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I charge over to the others and ram a sharpened carrot through Salt's eyeball into her brain.
"Warlocks suck."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Noice"
I high-5 both her hands.

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby, we all know you're just hiding the fact that your anus was replaced by a fruit basket years ago."

 

[MinimanZombie]

Damn it. Alright, time for the first prize.
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"Congratulations shoppers! You've tested enough re-spawns to earn a reward! Get to the food court, and claim the prize!"
The PA shuts off and a box appears on a table in the middle of the food court.

 

[Saltarius]

I slap Sigma's lack of a left tit to disorient her and run for the box.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Nope!" I throw a claymore sword into Salt's back and run to the box.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I run to the box, and throw cucumbers under the others' feet to trip them up.

 

[Knife-28]

I thrown my remaining sticky knives at the box, covering it with pointy things and claiming it as my own.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I grab the box and the prize.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I LE PARKOUR HONOGONHONHNHONHONHONHON my way over to the box.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wait a second, this is probably a trap! We're playing right into the hands of whatever lunatic is behind this. We should all go far away from the evil box."

 

[MinimanZombie]

Spoiler: (OOC)Weapon Drops

For future reference, these are affected by two things. If multiple people claim it, then the winner is determined by a dice roll.

Using a d20:
Salt - 5
Waffles - 14
Trilby - 6
Knife - 3
Paddy - 13
Tox - 1
Sigma - 9

Waffles obtains the item, Paddy gets a consolation prize (A voucher for Tescos), and Tox trips over on his own toilet paper.

Spoiler: Your Prize!

Waffles has obtained...

Pristine Spiked Knuckles!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Fucking killer!" I immediately put on the spiked knuckles and throw fake punches toward Salt, "Ya scared yet?! Huh?! HUH!?"