Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

[Saltarius]

"Ahhhh." I fake scream.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORRRRRRAAAAA!" I yell, "Shit is so awesome now! I'm gonna blog about this!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I tackel Waffles and attempt to wrestle the Knuckledusters off of him.
"][][][-]_[---[]-[]_]-]--]-][]_{-_{-[}[--[]-{]-[_}[--[]_[_[-_]_--]----]{-]{-"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I barrage Sigma with my fist, "Back off! I won them far and square! By complete luck!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I go to Tesco to use my voucher.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"][][]a-]a[-a[]a-[a]a]a-a[a-a[aa-["
I spit blood and broken teeth, then threaten waffles with a sharpened pencil.

 

[Knife-28]

I swoop in and steal the knife covered box, then bash Waffles over the head with it.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh no, please! Not a number 2 pencil anything b-WAAATAAAAH!" I punch Sigma directly in the chest.

...The washboard chest.

 

[Saltarius]

"Sigma. Sigma. Sig. Ma." I pat her directly on the face.

"Sigma, calm your bitchtits."

 

[Knife-28]

I continue to beat Waffles with the knife-box.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stab Knife with a knife that he threw at me. Which is probably at least two kinds of irony, or something.

 

[MinimanZombie]

As all the fighters are gathered in the food court, a very simplistic, barely functional robot wheels over. It's just a computer screen on wheels with an antenna attached. On the screen is a distorted image of an aging, disheveled, man.
"Hey there dumb--ucks. I've got -- tell you som--h-ng. I nee- you t- -- dow- ---a--! Ca- s-me-ne pl--s- f-- -h-- fuc---- th-n-!"
The screen jitters some more for a few seconds before cutting out completely. It seems to be malfunctioning.
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Damn it, damn it, DAMN IT! I slam the desk some more to emphasize this point.

 

[Saltarius]

"The poor thing. It's gone mute. We can well-leave a disabled robot behind."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I tap the screen to make it work better.

...However, I immediately remember I'm wearing spiked knuckles.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I think he said he wants us to put the robot down."
I bash the robot to bits with Knife's face.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The robot is now essentially beyond repair. The PA comes to life.
"Remember to wear your best clothes for the funeral of Robby the Robot! Also, a grave digger position is now temporarily open, so check in with us quickly!"

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn, then use one of my smaller knives as a screwdriver to open up the robot.

 

[MinimanZombie]

You see an awful lot of broken and faulty pieces of electrical equipment.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I apply for the gravedigger position, by yelling loudly.
"I'll dig the robot a grave!"
I run to the nearest gravedigging supplies store.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"y-[-]-]uor tooo late]-[-[-]"
I eat the robot parts.