Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

[Knife-28]

"Wow rude." I slap Sigma upside the head with my knife-box then drag the robot to the nearest electronics store.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"God dammit."
I hit both Knife and Sigma in their faces with a shovel.

 

[Knife-28]

"Double rude." I say through the mouthful of blood from my broken nose.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I put Knife in a coffin and attempt to bury him under the floor.

 

[Knife-28]

"You're a rude dude Trilby." I stab some of my knives through the coffin and into Trilby's hands.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Ow. Son of a *****!"
I roll the coffin to a liquor store.
"How would you like to be cooked, Knife; rare, medium or well-done?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Well I've always been partial to rare mysel-Hey wait a second!" I pop out of the coffin and throw the nearest bottle of liquor at Trilby.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Get back in the coffin so I can kill you, you piece of shit."
I catch the bottle, this time using my hand.
"Ow, that hurt."
I jump the coffin, bringing the bottle down on Knife's head as I land.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I body-slam Trilby into the coffin with Knife, then douse them both with my handy petrol can and set them alight.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Before Sigma can light me on fire, I roll over with the coffin, to use it as a protective shell. Then I crawl to safety.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I grab the Coffin-trilby-Turtle and supplex it back into the flames, breaking my neck in the process.

 

[Knife-28]

While Sigma and Trilby are distraced, I stop, drop and roll away to the electronics store with the robot in tow.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

With my coffin now in the fire, I stand up and run after Knife.
"Get back here you fuckwit!"
I swing my shovel around wildly until I hit Knife.

 

[Knife-28]

Despite having the air knocked out of me I roll with the shovel blow and stand up a few meters away.

"Fine, if you want it so much take the fucking robot." I throw the offending machine at Trilby's head and vault over the balcony.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I duck under the robot, then drag it back to the gravedigging supplies store to get it a new coffin.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I jump off the top of the Gravedigging Supply store and land both feet on the wreckage that is Robby the Robot.

 

[Saltarius]

I start subtly taking the bubble gum from every store that carries it.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Waffles, why?"
I toss the robot parts into a coffin and attempt to dig a grave in the floor.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I sneak up behind Salt, "That gum you like is gonna come back in style." I then disappear.

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh."