Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I dig a shallow grave and shove the coffin in.
"As we commend your souls to Aetherius, blessings of the Eight Divines upon you, for you are the salt and earth of Nirn, our beloved... uh... fuck, I don't know the rest. Something something you're dead and that's sad. Go do stuff in Robot Heaven. Amen."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"RIP in fucking pieces."

 

[Knife-28]

"Amen." I say, casually munching on a slice of melon.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I smack Knife's face with my shovel, until he spits out the melon.
"That's very rude."

 

[Saltarius]

"SOMEONE SAY MY NAME!?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I don't think so, unless you legally changed your name to 'Rude'."

 

[Knife-28]

"What, you missed the memo?" I disarm Trilby, then turn to Salt. "So, what've you been up to Rude?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Probably."
I push Knife into the grave and start throwing dirt on him.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The song comes to a close. The PA starts up again.
"All Fighters, please report to the food court once more."

 

[Saltarius]

"Technically, Salt's not even my legal name."

I head to the food court.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I finish burying Knife and head to the food court.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn in the Food Court.

"Wait, so why are we following the orders of a mysterious speaker voice?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"It's not like we have anything better to do."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Last time we tried to kill the mysterious speaker voice and it didn't go very well so.."

 

[MinimanZombie]

Another robot, slightly improved than the recently deceased is waiting for you all. The same picture as before is on the screen.
"Alright, I think I got it this time. So, like I wanted to say, I have a mission for you all. Before I start, do you have any questions?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Who are you and why shouldn't we set you on fire?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I'm Zombie. I'm not sure how your guy's memories work, or if I'm in those memories, but I used to be a Mall Fighter. Long story short, got sent away on a space jail cell, found a mall, fixed it. Killing me isn't beneficial because it'd fuck you all over completely."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Maybe I want to be completely fucked over. I'm not exactly the most rational of people."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, I'd be impressed if you managed to find and kill me. And what about your friends? Surely they don't want to be in the same situation as you."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm sure they wouldn't mind."