Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

[Daeronel]

I chill around the food court. Drinking a Wendy's Milkshake.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The robot turns around to face Daeronel.
"What about you? Do you want the possibility of freedom, or would you rather be trapped in the Mall forever."

 

[Daeronel]

I contemplate the words of the robot.

"Can I think about it and call you back?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

The guy on the screen puts his head in his hands.
"I'm dealing with idiots. Again."
The robot goes into standby mode while the fighters (hopefully) discuss it.

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh, can I have like, seven minutes in the ladies room? Then you can get my answer."

 

[Daeronel]

I keep drinking my milkshake while I ponder on the words of the strange metal man.

 

[Saltarius]

I run to spend seven minutes in the bathroom.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What the hell requires seven minutes in a bathroom?"

 

[Daeronel]

"It takes me 20 min to take a dump."

I provide while I keep drinking my infinite Wendy's milkshake.

 

[Knife-28]

"I think you should probibly see a doctor if it takes you 20 minutes to do a shit."

 

[Daeronel]

"My doctor did mention something about more fiber in my diet."

 

[Saltarius]

"I NEED SEVEN MINUTES, OKAY!?" I yell from the bathroom.

 

[Daeronel]

I stare at the woman's bathroom.

"Huh...So either Salt has great hearing or the walls of the Mall's restroom are that thin"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Let's test that out."
I grab Knife, drag him over to the restroom wall and attempt to smash a hole in it with Knife's head.

 

[Knife-28]

The force of the blow sends my head through the wall, and I end up looking Salt in the eye.

"Well this awkward."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So, thin walls."

 

[Saltarius]

"Knife, I am trying to apply makeup and make a tough decision. Possibly also utilizing the bathroom's primary purpose later. Please give me some privacy. You perverted fuck."

 

[Daeronel]

I get up and look around the mall for better restrooms. I also wonder why Salt is putting on Make up in the mall.

 

[Saltarius]

"I WANT TO LOOK NICE YOU WHORE!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That was a bit of an overreaction."