Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

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ShindoL Shill

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"Son of a *****."
I walk around behind the lion and attempt to tear off its tail.
 

MinimanZombie

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WafflesandBacon said:
"Corkscrew Cross!" I scream, lunging my fist at the lions' nose.
8 for attack, 2 and 10 for defense. You would've missed if the Lion hadn't tried to dodged, only to move into your attack.
Lion - IIII½-- (-½!)

Sigma Castell said:
I kick the Lion in its Lion-balls
8 for attack, 13 for defense. You slip on a wet patch and don't quite connect your foot to the Lion's balls. He ignores you for now.
TrilbyWill said:
"Son of a *****."
I walk around behind the lion and attempt to tear off its tail.
16 for attack, 7 for awareness, 1 and 2 for defense. You manage to get behind the lion without it realizing. You grab the tail, and give a mighty tug. It probably wouldn't have worked but the Lion reacted by leaping forwards, and you kept your grip, tearing the tail clean off. Holy shit, you're fucked up. Like this is just a wild animal.
Lion - II½---- (-2!)
Daeronel said:
I break the chair on the lion's head.
5 for attack, 15 for defense. The chair's soft and brilliant cushions basically just soften the blow reducing it to what amounts to a nice pat on the head. The Lion is slightly calmer.
Knife-28 said:
I throw some knives at the Lion.
15 for attack, 12 for defense. You fling the knives and the Lion only barely manages to not take a direct hit. A lot of them scratch up his sides though.
Lion - II----- (-½!)

The Lion, now distressed over the loss of his favorite tail, decides to avenge it. Since Trilby is behind him and the Lion is stupid, he blames Waffles. He tries to bite you.
17 for attack, 11 for defense. You punch at the Lion as it attacks you but to no avail, as you chomps down on your arm savagely. You've now basically got a giant tail-less cat latched onto your arm.
Saltarius said:
I tell the Lion its mom is fat.
5 for insult. The Lion's mother is dead. Nice one Salt.
 

ShindoL Shill

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I hold the tail by the fluffy end and use it to whip the lion's face.
"Down, lion. Sit."
 

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WafflesandBacon said:
I start to punch the lion, but slow down my fist and do a playful jab to amsuse the lion.
16 for 'attack', 1 and 17 for defense, 5 for amusement. The Lion trips forward but regains it's balance, so that you just do a barely playful jab. The Lion is not amused and is embarrassed that it tripped. It does let you go though.
Sigma Castell said:
I attempt to calm the lion.
15 for attempt, 17 for calming down. The Lion actually seems to relax a little bit. So what if it's lost his tail, at least he's still got his whole life ahead of him. Yeah, he's gonna go learn from his mistakes, and make the world a better place.
TrilbyWill said:
I hold the tail by the fluffy end and use it to whip the lion's face.
"Down, lion. Sit."
4 for attack, 3 and 6 for defense. The Lion collapses under it's own exhaustion. The whip just makes him madder. Well done Trilby.
Daeronel said:
I throw Knife at the lion for maximum sharpness.
7 for attack, 9 for defense. Knife just bounces straight off the now tired Lion.
Knife-28 said:
I grapple the lion and stab it in the jugular.
9 for grapple, 12 for stabbing, 3 and 19 for defense. You hold onto the Lion's mane with one hand, but that's it, and the Lion lazily tries to just roll over. It doesn't. You just end up cutting it's neck slightly.
Lion - I½----- (½!)

The Lion in one last attempt to regain his honor, attacks Knife, swiping at him with his paw.
13 for attack, 19 for defense. Luckily you manage to avoid the claws that surely would've scarred you for life.
Saltarius said:
I tap into my bullshit attack gland and go for an AMAZING UPPERCUT on the Lion.
13 for attack, 1 and 19 for defense. You slam your fist into the Lion's neck, propelling it backwards onto a jagged pole. The Lion is impaled and dies instantly.
Lion - ------- (1½!)

The Lion has been defeated!
Waffles, Sigma, Daeronel, Trilby, Knife and Salt have all gained 100xp and leveled up!
Waffles, Sigma, Daeronel, Trilby, Knife and Salt have all reached Level 1!
Waffles, Sigma, Daeronel, Trilby, Knife and Salt have all gained a skill point!
 

MinimanZombie

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Saltarius said:
I put my skill point into Getting More Skill Points.
A piece of piping from the ceiling breaks off and hits your foot.

You hear the elevators ding and a robot appears.
"Thanks for scaring off the Lion, he was getting to be a real nuisance. He's normally harmless, but he's been playing with the robots too much and he makes it hard to do stuff. I'll wait here while you all go explore."
The area is still dark but the mission remains the same.
 

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I pick up the robot to use the screen as a flashlight while I explore. I also put my skill point into knives.
 

ShindoL Shill

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I attempt to use a kitchen knife to skin the lion and make a coat out of its fur.