Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Megas pulls out a huge lazer gun and destorys the entire army of robots.
"HERES MY SUNDAY BEST! PROTON CANNON!"

"AHHAHAHAHAHAH YOU CANNOT BEST ME THE ART OF ROBOT WAREFARE! NOTHING CAN!"
Megas recieved a tap to the shoulder.
I turn him around.

"...ohhh sweet flaming bollix..."
Optimus flicks his fingers and sends Megas into space with me in it.
"I'll be back [sub]you pricksssssss....*Ding*"[/sub]
Optimus gives a thumbs up to the Heroes and returns to Chuck Norris's Garage.
and with that, the giant robot fighting segment of the Mall fight is now over.

 

[Ninjamedic]

OCC: You don't know the actual scale of titans do you Diablo?

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Ah, well time to retreat to my super death fortress".

 

[Ninjamedic]

"All right, 5th company open the door!"

The doors open as Eric and his honour guard are greeted by the 5th company of the Blood Ravens.

"Welcome, you may proceed to the HQ"

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Meanwhile...

Isaac uncurls himself from the two sleeping catgirls (Yes they were holograms. Yes he did. Don't ask) and lights one of his Winfeilds.

"Half a packet left? Good start to the day" he mumbled, walking to the bedroom door.

He opened it and stepped out into...nothing but ash. The room was standing by itself in the middle of a scorched plain completely devoid of anything living. No trees, no grass, nothing alive.

"Fuck..." mumbled Isaac "Must of been one hell of a night."

Out of curiosity he checked the bedrooms again. The catgirls had already gone, terminated as soon as he left the room. Isaac rocked back and forth on his heels for a while, thinking of how he was going to get to the Blood Raven HQ. Then, he noticed a large shape on the horizon. With no other options he started to walk towards it.

Much later, he knocked on a large door.

"Nurse, Eric! You in there?"

 

[Knife-28]

I go to EB Games and pilfer the new releases while noones looking.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Pfft. No one goes to EBGames."

 

[Knife-28]

"Well I do, having never been to a GameStop, ever."

 

[RaNDM G]

"I forgot. You live in Australia."

 

[Knife-28]

Pilfering all the games (All of them), I return to my computer fort, and load my CD Cannons.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Hang on, I'm gonna get popcorn".

I walk out to the lobby to seize the Dr. Pepper and Vimto along with the M&M's.

A Tactical Marine opens the doors, "They apparently went to the theater, want a lift?".

 

[Ninjamedic]

As i fill the 56th big gulp of Dr. Pepper, I hear a sound outside the doors......

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I land in the retail section, namely Eurotonics.
Megas breaks into dust as it lands.