Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[RaNDM G]

RaN: "To be fair, he didn't say it was bad."

Eric: "Thank you."

RaN: "But the fact he said

Back to the Future wasn't THAT great

is clear blasphemy."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"", I say to Eric.

 

[Knife-28]

Storm clouds start gather above the Nega HQ, sending down bolts of lightning at random. I, still being separated form everyone else, steal a hover-bike and speed off towards them. As the stores start to thin out and I enter the park, I see the massive storm raging above the Nega HQ. The a burst of static sounds over the radio of my hover-bike, and after it clears up, I can hear the Nega's radio network.

"

Warning, multiple levels compromised, please evacuate.

"
"YOU HEARD THE LADY, MOVE LIKE YOU'VE GOT A PURPOSE!"
"What the hell are those things?"
"They're in the vents! THEIR IN THE VENTS!"
"

Warning, self destruct initiated, 15 minutes and counting.

"
"Jegus, they're everywhere!"
"THEIR EATING HER, THEN THEIR GOING TO EAT ME! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD"

I shudder, and turn off the radio, pouring on the speed as I approach the HQ.

 

[Knife-28]

"Never mind that, we've got bigger problems." I say, before turning on my hover-bikes radio.
"

Self Destruct in 14 minutes 3 seconds.

"

 

[RaNDM G]

"You guys have fun with that bomb. I gotta go see some dumb parade."

 

[dedem1315]

Then I pulled a Chuck Norris and punched the bomb into stopping the self destruct sequence.

 

[Knife-28]

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hey guys, forgot my shades... This thing busted?"

I pull a Fonz and hit the bomb with the edge of my fist. The self-destruct sequence restarts at 00:10.

 

[Knife-28]

 

[RaNDM G]

"Relax Knife. At least you don't have to pull an all-nighter just so your parents can drag you to see some dumb rose parade."

I check the time and chuckle a bit.

"Guess I gotta go. See you guys later."

I depart.