Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[Ninjamedic]

"Be cautious, the cube of confusion causes, well, confusion.

 

[oZode]

I spawn in the food court and I get the utensils used in a great khan's restaurant and then I wander into a store that has some japanese guy in it.

I proceeded to stab the Japanese guy with the utensils from great khan's in the back repeatably until he bleeds all over the floor and looks dead to me.

 

[RaNDM G]

I step into Great Kahn's and spot a dead Japanese man on the floor.

"Ouch."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I am suddenly the dead Japanese man, then I become myself again and stand up, "Why do I stay away from this thread so much."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Stuck in traffic?"

 

[Knife-28]

"I don't know, why do you stay away from this thread so much?" I say, having been in the store the entire time.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I rebuild my LAIR as a giant Kill-Sat.
I Then start plotting.

 

[RaNDM G]

"So... Are we plotting or something?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"We don't have a map."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I watch from a live feed.
"what the fuck is this shit?"

 

[Knife-28]

I appear behind Diablo. "Don't ask me, I think it's too early to be having this convoluted a plot."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Fucking cubes."

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Simple, we order Pizza, also, what happened to your sidekick Eric? ".

Meanwhile, a man surronded by a strange aura appears in the LAIR next to Diablo.

"Hello my friend, I have an offer you may like......"