Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

But that was a booze dream

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

No i like the lava one better, night

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I'm keeping one, fuck Real Tox."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I, whoever I am at the moment, hop back up, carrying a salamander in my arms, "Still keeping it."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"But, all variations of Toooooooox!", I whine, "I need to have animals around me! Animals are cool!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I give Futox the biggest and brightest smiles I can muster.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I name the Salamader: Quez, and go to my room with him.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I wake up in a lave pit.
"uuugggghhhhh...is it wesnesday already?" I say as I climb out, seemingly unharmed by the extreme he-
OOOHHHHH WAIT THERE'S THE PAIN
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

 

[Ldude893]

"Jebus Christ, why the hell is everyone fighting around here? Oh well, I better get a weapon. Good thing I'm in a toystore, they should have some stuff.
Damn, I'm definitely not in the mood for a mall fight. Oh hey, a superhero banking playset? What kind of idiots would eve- A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?"

*goes berserk, grabs a nearby hockey stick and runs to exit, knocking out Diablo1099 on the way out*

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I shake off the beating
"well...that happened..."
I go off to find Real Tox and kill him. DEAD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Justin dropkicks Diablo, "Not until he pays me!"