Hello. As you can tell, this has the be the millionth time a Mall Fight thread was posted here. Well, this time, it's here to stay. Here's too spoiler boxes for more info for all you new comers.
Now this part, everyone should read. To keep this thread as a forum game and not give it a plot, here are some tips as too avoid shit like that, taken from us Mall Fighting pros. You not required to follow them, but I recommend it if you don't want this to be moved again.
-Don't have your character speak anything other than a battle cry.
-Don't introduce NPCs.
-Don't bring back plot devices from other threads, or any plot devices for that manor.
-And don't be an ass because you don't like someone. General rule of thumb is, unless you're the only two people posting, don't all go killing one guy cause you don't like him.
Anyways, hope you all enjoy this new thread.
Let's get started
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Connor walked into the mall. He felt refreshed, as if he had just been given new life. He headed over to the music store and looked to find a saxophone.
Now, for any newcomers, this is a forum game where you're are hypothetical trapped inside a mall for all eternity. You're objective, kill the poster above you in some way using items that would be found in a mall. These items must have a logical reason for being in the mall, so no stores related to some obscure niche fandom, or any fandom for that matter. (No Hot Topic, sorry)
If you die, it is not the end, because where's the fun in that?? So if and when you die, then in your next post you may respawn anywhere in the mall that isn't directly behind the person who murdered you.
Also, in this thread, you are a regular human, with no god powers or any non human attributes. So yeah, none of that BS.
Look to the next spoiler for more info on how to play Mall Fight.
If you die, it is not the end, because where's the fun in that?? So if and when you die, then in your next post you may respawn anywhere in the mall that isn't directly behind the person who murdered you.
Also, in this thread, you are a regular human, with no god powers or any non human attributes. So yeah, none of that BS.
Look to the next spoiler for more info on how to play Mall Fight.
Tips for creative/cool post:
-Create you're own weapons! Make a potato gun or a spiked cricket bat! This is the one part of mall fight that doesn't need to make sense. If you got an idea for something to beat people to death made out of a sponge and flaming stick, go for it man!
-Get you're own awesome unique weapons. If you've got an item you use regularly, give it name. Make it personal to you and you're mall fighter, something people will remember you by!
-Look at the old threads below for more posting ideas!
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Last threads for archive reference:
3: www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/540.309608-Mall-Fight-Everyone-is-welcome?page=1
2: www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.161609-Mall-Fight-Comedy-take-a-peek-inside?page=1
1: www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.150020-Mall-Fight?page=1
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-Create you're own weapons! Make a potato gun or a spiked cricket bat! This is the one part of mall fight that doesn't need to make sense. If you got an idea for something to beat people to death made out of a sponge and flaming stick, go for it man!
-Get you're own awesome unique weapons. If you've got an item you use regularly, give it name. Make it personal to you and you're mall fighter, something people will remember you by!
-Look at the old threads below for more posting ideas!
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Last threads for archive reference:
3: www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/540.309608-Mall-Fight-Everyone-is-welcome?page=1
2: www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.161609-Mall-Fight-Comedy-take-a-peek-inside?page=1
1: www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.150020-Mall-Fight?page=1
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Now this part, everyone should read. To keep this thread as a forum game and not give it a plot, here are some tips as too avoid shit like that, taken from us Mall Fighting pros. You not required to follow them, but I recommend it if you don't want this to be moved again.
-Don't have your character speak anything other than a battle cry.
-Don't introduce NPCs.
-Don't bring back plot devices from other threads, or any plot devices for that manor.
-And don't be an ass because you don't like someone. General rule of thumb is, unless you're the only two people posting, don't all go killing one guy cause you don't like him.
Anyways, hope you all enjoy this new thread.
Let's get started
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Connor walked into the mall. He felt refreshed, as if he had just been given new life. He headed over to the music store and looked to find a saxophone.
