Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[Knife-28]

>Knife: Be Picard.

 

[Knife-28]

I blow up the wall of the prison cell. "DOn't worry, I'm here to...resuce...you..."
I then see Eric's and RaN's inside plastered over the walls.

 

[RaNDM G]

I respawn.

RaN: "Probably not."

The guards arrest Knife and throw us into different cells.

Judge: "For attempting to escape prison, ten years in jail."

RaN: "That seems fair."

 

[Knife-28]

"Haha, noone can hold Knife-28!" I say, before digging my way out of the prison with a dessert spoon.

 

[RaNDM G]

The dessert spoon breaks against the concrete wall.

 

[Knife-28]

I contemplate digging back in and rescuing Eric and RaN, but when I try, the spoon finally breaks. "Oh well, too bad for them." I say, before stealing a police car and running over ShortHairedOffender.

 

[Connor Lonske]

I talk with the head judge, and tell him that RaN has been trying to make a plot by involving this stupid coart system.

He then raises RaN's sentence to 50 years.

I fire the judge and free everyone though my highest of powers because THIS IS STUPID.

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"Out! Out with you, get to mall fighting! Out!" says the guards as then throw the prisoners back into the main floor of the mall and lock up all the subbasements for all eternity because they incite plot.

 

[Knife-28]

I run over Connor, several times.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Plot? Me? I don't know what you're talking about."

 

[Connor Lonske]

I respawn on top of Knife's car as it runs at high speeds and throw him out of it, breaking his neck. The car crashes into the hot topic.

"HOLLY SHIT A HOT TOPIC?!?!" says Eric.

I respawn next to him. "What Hot Topic? I swear to god there has never once or ever will be a hot topic in this mall."

 

[RaNDM G]

"I thought it was a Torrid."

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Yes, the store is a Hot Topic, RaN. It's pretty simple, I don't know my I must repeat myself.

"OMG HOT TOPIC."

"Well, it doesn't matter anyways, Knifes car crashed into the Torrid before I respawned here. It's ruined." I tell them.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Well... I'm kinda hungry. Think I might get something to eat."

I go to Joe's.

 

[Connor Lonske]

However, RaN is unable to go to Joe's because the mall is locked from the outside and this is a forum game about killing people, not eating a family restaurants.

I beat RaN to death with Eric's still living body, killing them both.

The perfect crime, as there is no murder weapon. Oh wait, that's just stupid.

 

[RaNDM G]

I respawn.

RaN: "You forget, this is also a free-form thread. If I want to take the time to plan an elaborate death scene involving a stereotypical Italian bashing Martin's skull with a flaming frying pan, I can do that. Now, you can help me, or I can get to crackin' your skull. Your pick."

Connor: "Well, I..."

RaN: "TOO LATE!"

I throw the pack of batteries at Connor. The sharp cardboard edge lodges in his skull, right between the eyes.

RaN: "Dude, you've got a little something... Like... Right there."

I pull the pack of batteries out. Connor falls flat on his face. Dead.

I go to Joe's.

 

[Connor Lonske]

RaN leaves the mall and the doors lock behind him.

I respawn, "Man that guy is a prick." I walk off looking for someone to kill.