Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[Knife-28]

Connor fails to realise that there is a Joe's inside the Mall, which is where RaN goes.

 

[Connor Lonske]

I facepalm over my own stupidity.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

I walk into a mall.

I wonder how I got here.

I read the posts above me.

I am confused.

I kill Connor by opening up his stomach and playing his intestines like a harp.

I then start to hunt the one called Sage.

I intend to kill him with basil.

I do not know how I will kill him, but it will make a great pun.

I stop writing.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

I make a double post.

I also facepalm.

 

[Connor Lonske]

I respawn and kill Isaac with his own bad poetry by reading it back to him.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I re-appear over the glass roof in the centre of the mall, crashing though it in dramatic fashion.
"VVOOOOOODDDDDKKKAAA"
I go to search for my life force.

 

[Connor Lonske]

I take a life force out of my bag of useless shit and give it to Diablo, and expect him not to create a plot over this bull shit.

Then I read more poetry I took from Issac's body and kill him with it.

 

[Knife-28]

Stab Connor to death with a plastic fork.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I punch Knife in the soul.

 

[Ninjamedic]

I appear out of nowhere and throw a flaming cake at Diablo.

Then proceed to aquire a taste for Fre- I mean sprint to B&Q.

 

[RaNDM G]

I am at Joe's. With Eric, apparently.

We enjoy a calzone.

 

[Ninjamedic]

I begin to strap chainsaws and drills to a shopping cart.

 

[RaNDM G]

"I kinda miss Mall Fight 2. The story was straight-forward. There wasn't more than two or three sub-plots going on at a time. Everything seemed to click."

"In Mall Fight 3, everyone tried to take the thread in different directions. I didn't mind it though. It just gave me an excuse to dick around with everyone."

"And I don't mean that sexually."

"As for this thread, it's a decent start, but nowhere near as insane as 3 was."

By the way Connor, you're welcome.

 

[Knife-28]

"You know Eric, I have to agree with you." I say, sitting down next to him, "This whole Plotfree Mall and Non-Plotfree Mall sounded better in my head."
"Then again, we just have to give this thread time do develop."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I rush pass Eric and Knife with a Dildo launching Leaf-Blower After NinjaMedic.

 

[Ninjamedic]

snip

I grab the shopping cart and dash at Diablo.
"You think you can come in here!!

THIS IS MY HARDWARE STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!"