Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[RaNDM G]

"Development!"

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Whats this, ANOTHER DISTURBANCE!!, Cant a man be left to achieve his dream of making a Train of Death made of shopping carts and DIY equipment!?,"

 

[Knife-28]

"Nope." I say, before bashing Ninjamedic over the head.

 

[Ninjamedic]

I respawn in Curry's. "Huh, should have seen that one comimg", I grab a 4-slice toaster and head for Maplins.

 

[RaNDM G]

I enjoy a tiramisu cheesecake.

Yes, they make that at Joe's.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Yeah. You can't make this at home."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I respawn in a sporting store nearby Eric.
I duct tape a Bowie Knife to a Boomerang and throw it at him.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn, and head to the computer hardware store, where I build a fort out of computer casings.

 

[Ninjamedic]

I begin attaching the toaster to a wooden construct with duct tape and power it. I shoot flaming toast at knife "You think you're computer casings will protect you from the TOASTER SHOTGUN!?".

 

[Ninjamedic]

"ITS BOTH, wait, it shoots toast not toasters, anyway DIE!!". I hit Knife in the face.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

I respawn in a canned goods isle.

The tin goods startle me.

Reminding me of my own restrictions.

I am sad.

I cut Ninjamedic in half with the lid of one tin.

I feel remorse over my one true love.

I eat a sandwich made from Ninjamedic's flesh.