Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[Knife-28]

I eat the toast as It flys at me. "Mmmm, Could use some Vegemite but plain is good too."

 

[Ninjamedic]

I respawn in the toy shop. I grab a pair of super soakers and dart for the petrol station.

"Wait, how did Knife eat toast that was going at mach 1 and was on fire?"

 

[Isaac The Grape]

I see the one numbered 28 eating toast.

I wonder why he is eating.

I wonder why experimentalism is treated as abnormal.

I choke Knife Hyphen Twenty-Eight with a piece of hose.

I am sad.

 

[Ninjamedic]

I grab two canisters of petrol, tape the soakers together, screw on the canisters onto the water feed, and tape on a lighter in front of the barrel.

 

[Ninjamedic]

I run back to end the melee by the casing fort. Using the double flamethrower I set fire to Eric, Isaac and Knife. "REVEEENNNNNGE!!!"

 

[Isaac The Grape]

I am in pain.

I am in great pain.

My heart aches with the barbs of love long gone.

My one true has forsaken me.

My one true has left, leaving only pain.

I treasure the pain.

It is pain of my one true.

I savour the pain.

I eat the pain for breakfast.

I am also on fire.

The pain is very nutritional.

But also very flammable.

I burn.

Loveing every minute of it.

I respawn in a brothel.

I wait for the medical ninja to arrive.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Wait a minute, WE HAVE A DOMINO'S HERE!"

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn in my Computer Fort, and get to work making some CD Cannons.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Eric, be a good man and order a large Pizza with steak for me".


I run the the antique shop and grab a Cutlass.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

My arse hurts.

I have been waiting for too long.

I seek out the Ninja.

I find him in an office.

I cautiously wait to see if I am invited in.

I masturbate to pass the time.

 

[Knife-28]

I finish my CD cannons, and go to Dominos-McDonalds, where I see Eric and..."Eric, who's this." I say, gesturing to the small child.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Enter".

 

[Isaac The Grape]

I finish wanking and enter the room.

I switch personas.

"Sup, Isaac." Said Isaac, striding into the room. "I hear there is some organising going on here" he said, sitting down and producing a pack of Winfields "Anyone care to fill me in?" he said, lighting one and offering the pack around.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I bash Issac over the head with a traffic cone.
"VODKA!"

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Well for some reason we're back at the Domaino's-McDonalds, ah, my pizzas done. Yeah, I have to second Knife's question". I lift a pizza slice with the cutlass "Anyone like a slice?".


I notice Isaac's corpse.
"Ah Diablo, I was talking to him, wait did I jump into the future?".