Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[Knife-28]

"..."
"Why do you have a Loli?"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I punch the child to death with Flaming Boxing Gloves.
"NOT. GOING. TO. HAPPEN." I say to Eric before setting off after Ninja.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

"Thank you Diablo for that wonderful greeting. Have a cigarette but."

I stub a but out in his eye.

 

[Ninjamedic]

I face Diablo "Sigh, here we go again".

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I respawn outside a toy store.
"Dammit! my one weakness...OHHHH TRY-ME BUTTONS!! "

 

[Ninjamedic]

I then sit down to eat "Again, would anyone like a slice?".

 

[Connor Lonske]

I walk in and take the slice. I then sit down at the table next to everyone and head desk into my pizza out of depression.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"You seem perturbed Connor, want some garlic bread?".

 

[Isaac The Grape]

I switch personalities.

I feel alone.

I feel heartless.

Diablo ate my heart.

I respawn.

I plunge my sword into his gaping hole.

Repetitively.

I enjoy the sensation that rivets through my body.

I switch personas.

"Fuck you" he said, shoving Diablo's foot into his nose.

Isaac sat down and accepted Ninjamedic's offer of garlic bread "Thank's mate, buttery eh?"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I respawn.
I watch the others eating from a lego fort I made in 5 seconds.
I pull out a LongBow with Dynamite attached to it and take aim.

 

[Connor Lonske]

I smack my head into the table to null the poetry, and also because I hate myself.

 

[Knife-28]

I enter the fray armed with a book, I then proceed to
[HEADING=1]BREAK[/HEADING]

[HEADING=1]HEADS[/HEADING]

[HEADING=1]And So On[/HEADING]

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I get hit by the sphere, causing me to blow up in a mushroom of lego pieces.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Gotta run" I sprint off back to the petrol station/garage. I begin grafting a gas feed to the cutlass.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Wait.

Newcomers???????????????????????

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Isaac fipped Diablo the bird. "So Ninjamedic, do you mind if I call you Nurse, how are you today? Got any nice kills? Fancy a smoke?" offering him a cigarette.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I respawn.
"They will pay for that but for now..."
I turn to the booze store
"VODKA"