Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[Ninjamedic]

"Wait I died again, CRAP".

I sit on the couch " I'll have a rekorderlig please, well Isaac I've managed to build a Flame Cutlass and a Double Flamethrower so I'd say its been good so far, yourself?". I politely decline the cigarette.

 

[Knife-28]

I duck, but no fast enough. The dynamite arrow takes off my hat, and I watch in horror as it flys into the ProPAIN store, creating a massive explosion. As the dust clears, I walk over to a wounded Diablo.

"You *****, that was my favourite hat." I say, before shooting him, and walking away.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I clear out the VODKA section and proceed to plot my next attack.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Thank you, Well I'd say its been great so far, after all, flame cutlass, I call it Cuddles".

 

[Isaac The Grape]

"Really now? Is there a history to that name?" said Isaac as he eyed one of the girls.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Thank you for the warm welcome, but I have to take care of a few matters first, namely Diablo and his failed assassination attempt, I hope this is the beginning of a beautiful chain of pointless violence".

I stand up and check to confirm that Cuddles is still sheathed.

"Gentlemen I look forward to our next encounter". I exit and pursue Diablo.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Yes, yes there is." I tell Issac.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I stumble into the room, pissed off my tits.
"HOLD IT! wight thar, I'm the villian so far, so FOR EVIL!!!"
I play a note on my Power-Guitar

The room blows up, killing everyone but me
I giggle girlishly and run away and proceed with the rest of my plan.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Oh, ho, ho, you forgot someone....."

I unsheathe Cuddles.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I stop in my tracks, turn around and play another note, blasting Ninja back.
I hide in the womens underwear store.

 

[Knife-28]

"DID SOMEBODY SAY COCAINE POINTLESS VIOLENCE?!" I yell, kicking down the door to the living room and painting the walls neon with my Dubstep Guns.

 

[Ninjamedic]

I get up, realising my right arm is broken. "Damnit, I needed that fot sword-wielding! That tears it!".

I pull out the spare tank for Cuddles, and chuck it into the underware store, which bursts into flames.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

"Thank you for the offer Connor, but I, like Nurse, have some unfinished business to attend to" said Isaac walking off to one of the bedrooms with two of the catgirls.

OOC: It's 1AM here in Australia I have friends over and need to social. I'll be back in a 8 hours or so.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"BURNING BRA'S! EXCELLENT! *Plays Guitar*" I shout as I run out of the store.
I use a inflatable TARDIS and use it to Travel to my LAIR, out of harms way.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Oh no you don't", I dive into the TARDIS before it vanishes.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I push Ninja AND ERIC out as I fly away to my LAIR.
Diablos evil Lair: GAME STOP
I set the self defense systems and relax.
"And so it begins..." I chuckle as I down a glass of VODKA!