Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I push Ninja AND ERIC out as I fly away to my LAIR.
Diablos evil Lair: GAME STOP
I set the self defense systems and relax.
"And so it begins..." I chuckle as I down a glass of VODKA!

 

[Ninjamedic]

I approach the counter with a copy of DOW2 Retribution.

"Hello anyone here?".

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"....nnooooo..." I say as I hide and warm up the turrets.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Right then".

I start loading the double-flamethrower.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"Oh yeah, forgot about those..." I say as I open a trap door under Ninja's feet, leading to the other side of the mall.
I then throw the TARDIS at Eric and his *****, sending then to wear ninja was.
"Leave me alone, dammit!"

 

[Ninjamedic]

OOC:Better Video Skip to 0:39.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I watch the the Live Feed to the RANCOR Pit.
"Muhahahahaha, this should be good" I chuckle as I increase my Defencive systems to prevent anyone from breaking in.
occ = gotta go

 

[Ninjamedic]

"GONNA MAKE TOAST".

 

[Ninjamedic]

"ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE", I set fire to the rancor, doesn't seem too effective.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Cuddles wants to play", I leap for the rancors neck ripping it out in one slice. "Right, I could use a drink, and that bastards head on a plate". I climb out of the pit and head for the petrol station/garage again.

OOC: Got stuff to do, I'll come back later.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Diablo's Evil Lair: GAME STOP
I Finished my phone call with Enemy Bad Guy to get my hands on a Nuclear Missile Bomb.
I then saw the remains of the Rancor and yelled FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Ninjamedic]

In the pertol station, I duct tape a third super soaker to the flamethrower to make it a Triple Flamethrower! (I call it, Fluffy!).

I then walk toward Gamestop.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

A paratrooper came in though the Mall roof.
"I am paratrooper because that is a real life war situtation, you can not shot me because this is a cutscene to make the Mall feel more dramatic, like a movie, Soon I'll be landing, I have landed on the ground" It said.
It then fired off some shots at our Heroes.

 

[Ninjamedic]

I immediately torch the paratrooper reducing the him to ashes.

I then rank up to "SERGEANT OF THE MASTER SERGEANTS MOST IMPORTANT PERSON OF EXTERME SERGEANTS TO THE MAX!"