Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I talked to the Leader Enemy Boss "Now ,NEVER EVER GIVE THEM THE UNCLEAR MISSILE BOMB, understand?, Your in charge, I gotta to find another LAIR!!"
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Another soldier appeared "Ha, I am an enemy too!" he said as he fired very slowly.

 

[Ninjamedic]

I slash through the last sentry and approach the Enemy Leader Boss, "Hand over the Nuclear Missle Bomb Enemy Leader Boss, and put your hands over your head".

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

The Enemy Leader Boss frowned for a second and said "OK, the USA is Dominate" as he handed it over to Ninja
He cried "I AM CRYING TEARS! I AM CRYING TEARS"
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I knew the Enemy Leader Boss would hand the Heroes the bomb, So I start the countdown as he Gave it to Ninja
1:00
0:59
0:58
"That should buy me some time to set up a new LAIR! time to have a VODKA!"

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Shit, have to flush out Diablo fast to disable the bomb , wait I know!".

I sprint over to the intercom and play:

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I hear Nyan Cat.
"meh..." I kept building my new LAIR!
0:50
0:49

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Right then":

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
0:05
0:04
0:03
0:02
COUNTDOWN STOPPED.
"YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS NINJA!!"

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Sorry, I left my wallet at home", I then cut Diablo's head off.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I respawn in my unfinished LAIR!
"God will people stop doing that when I'm trying to plot!"

 

[Ninjamedic]

I respawn in the Coffee shop. I then start to make myself a mocha.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I finish my LAIR!
But I don't say where it is so I can come up with plans like a REAL Villian with having to deal with the mayhem of the Mall.
"OK, Time to get some ICBM's" *Walks out of Frame to the Theme of BrodyQuest*

 

[Ninjamedic]

I proceed to recover my equipment from earlier.

"I hope that video isn't an indication of noob's orientation".

 

[Ninjamedic]

"We have....... Problems".

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Something involving ICBMs".

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Please tell me this isn't the beginning of an arms race".