"Don't worry, the plot's never gone for long." I say, newly respawned. "For now, let us fight." I throw Eric a butter knife, and unsheathe my tanto.
"You've got to be joking...." He says in disbelief.
"Hehe, don't worry, I am joking."
"Oh, good, because for a second there I though you where-HURK"
"Like I'm going to give you a fair fight."
Eric's head hits the ground, followed swiftly by the rest of his body.